jOEY's definitions

Shit Licker

A male homosexual

Greg is a Shit Licker.

by Joey July 8, 2003

lagging it down

To piss it down with rain

Good lord, look at the weather, it's lagging it down rotten

by Joey February 15, 2005

macintosh

A computer owned by 1 out of every 1000 computer users. Made to look "pretty" by design, but really has no functionality other than graphic & video editing equipment. Cannot run much of anything, especially no decent games or software.

"Before you give me any further computer instruction, please take note that I have a Macintosh, so in essence, I can probably do nothing you intend on telling me to do."

by joey July 15, 2008

whoring

The act of picking up men using an arousing technique to uplift the male penis.

Last weekend I was whoring and got my eye poked

by joey March 12, 2003

snee

When your nipples are hard

I tweaked my nipple and it perked up like a hard on.

by joey September 12, 2004

menarche

the onset of menstruation

The girls puberty was heralded by her menarche

by Joey January 2, 2004

Yazoo

a really cool person. Also see YAZ

Prep: Johnny is so hot he's like soooo Yazoo.

by joey October 17, 2004