jO's definitions

mew

awhen you don't understand something
bwhen something is scary

a answer the question = 'mew?'
b scary - 'meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew'

by Jo November 24, 2003

woody

Bourbon and Cola

Pass us a woody.

by Jo February 1, 2003

foond

moron, derived from local peebles speak. rachel lumb

wee pete is a fuckin foond

by jo March 31, 2004

nirvana

A band often claimed to be over rated by idiots who don't recognize talent (most commonly Nu-Metal fans, hip hop fans, etc.) Put an end to shitty music for a few years, but then it inevitably returned when Cobain comitted suicide.

Nirvana is a great.

by Jo June 25, 2003

baby momma

mother of one's child

by JO January 25, 2003

pud-whack

Someone who enjoys whacking their "pud"...or in other words masturbating. You could also call a nerd or a jerk a 'pud-whack'

God, John, you are such a pud-whack. (It fits either category of definition!)

by Jo May 5, 2005

Lump of chub

An overaged, wrinkly fat woman with too much sense of power.

yo momma so fat, when she went to the beach the whales jumped outta da water and started singin' "we are family, even though your fatter then me

by jo November 15, 2003