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Daining Syndrome

Term used to describe someone with chronic masturbation habbits. Seveteen times in one day.
Damn negro u got a mad case of daining syndrome.
by JD November 24, 2004
mugGet the Daining Syndromemug.

amazon jungle

Epov's snatch
by JD February 11, 2004
mugGet the amazon junglemug.

sunfire

a pontiac sunfire has less air resistance than a stealth bomber.

sporty car made by gm with a spoiler on the back.
by jd February 19, 2005
mugGet the sunfiremug.

tenacious d

This is the greatest and best song in the world... Tribute
Greated Band in the WORLD!!!!
Jack Black = God!!!
whe his forces are joined with Kyle Gass the effects are amazing!
they are sex
"Needless to say, the beast was stunned.
Whip-crack went his Whoopy tail,
And the beast was done.
He asked us: "(snort) Be you angels?"
And we said, "Nay. We are but men."
Rock!
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah,
Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!

This is not The Greatest Song in the World, no.
This is just a tribute.
Couldn't remember The Greatest Song in the World, no, no.
This is a tribute, oh, to The Greatest Song in the World,
All right! It was The Greatest Song in the World,
All right! It was the best muthafuckin' song the greatest song in the world.
2-part skat
Spoken
And the peculiar thing is this my friends:
the song we sang on that fateful night it didn't actually sound
anything like this song.
Sung
This is just a tribute! You gotta believe me!
And I wish you were there! Just a matter of opinion.
Ah, fuck! Good God, God lovin',
So surprised to find you can't stop it.
Skat
All right! All right!"
by jd July 24, 2004
mugGet the tenacious dmug.

ekahab

one who is owned by an AWP
You got ekahabed!
Damn man, You so got ekahabed!
by JD February 14, 2005
mugGet the ekahabmug.

felching

Oral retrieval of semen from the anus.
After shooting a copious load of cum up her ass, Mark buried his face in her ass and began felching his lady love.
by JD August 17, 2003
mugGet the felchingmug.

PENIS

Ugly rod shaped organ on a male. Hideous looking sexual organ, end looks like a mushroom. Also stinks like fish if not washed on a regular basis.
No women like to suck it - they just do to make the man happy, It really tastes like shit. a Hideous organ men should hide and should only beused in the dark for pleasure and not be shown.
Used for procreation, other than that worthless.
a mushroom'
a hideous looking sexual organ
tastes like a mixture of fish and salt
sometimes has sexual diseases
by jd February 19, 2005
mugGet the PENISmug.

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