Nerd

Higher breed of dork, generally in a better tax bracket.

Nerds works for Sun Micro.

Dorks beat off in their mother's basement while the laundry machine is going loud enough that she will never hear.

by JC October 15, 2006

Pwease

A Babyish form of please that works well for people who need something.

Pwease, do this for me Pwease!

by JC January 15, 2004

brozniac

beer. A gift from the gods (and yeast).

Hey T, passa la brozniac por FA vor.

or

Say, anyone up for a brozniac or 2?

or for the xtra l33t try using the truncated version:
"broz anyone?"
which allows for leet surfer dudes to use "broz brahs?"

by JC November 12, 2004

the niestrath

one who consumes large amounts of liquor and hot sauce.known for creating horrible smells that cause regurgitation.

Jimmy did the niestrath and puked everywhere in his car.

by jc April 16, 2005

heres your sign

brought to us by bill engvall. people should where a sign sying that they are stupid so you wouldnt rely on them.

a trucker got his truck stuck inder neath an over pass and a cop pulled over and asked him, "did you get your truck stuck?" the trucker replied, "no, i was haulin this over pass and i ran out of gas...here's your sign"

by JC September 28, 2004

dafu

dumb a** f*** up

intellegent person who does not follow corporate rules
outsiders usually view as slacker due to lack of understanding

the new guy is such a dafu

by JC January 05, 2005

B-Rizzle

blue rizlas

hey man, you got any b-rizzle im gonna make a blockbuster, which is a big spilf

by jc November 10, 2003