jB's definitions

Siskel & Ebert

Two thumbs up!

My buddy's wife asked me if I would Siskel & Ebert her asshole.........fo' shizzel!

by JB October 2, 2003

king

An event or news that is very important or big. King-size.

"You're having a baby? Thats so king!"

by Jb January 22, 2005

London

City in England where foreign bank accounts go to die.

A sandwich, potato chips (as Americans know them) and a Diet Coke at a Subway in London cost me the equivalent of US$14.

by JB June 23, 2004

whodey

your dawg, cool friend

Wassup, whodey!?

by jb January 16, 2004

Dr. vodka

The amazing combination of vodka and Dr Pepper

This Dr Vodka is w00t!

by JB October 1, 2004

Stratis

1. N. - A band too gay for elton john to endorse.

2. N. -
any band constisting of:
1. a homosexual bible thumper
2. a Angry Gay dude with the abilty to drop his balls as he sings
3. a phedophic junkie Bass player with a abnormally small penis
4. a Drummer with a unstatible urge for dip and a face bright enough to flash down a airliner

"Oh shit, they're so horrible..."
"yeah, a real STRATIS"

by jb February 16, 2005

cuntguzzlar

male or female, that eats pussy rather well.

i am a dam good cuntguzzlar

by JB June 24, 2004