jAy's definitions

shwing

Tech support call center lingo meaning:

"Saying whatever it takes to get a customer off the phone without helping them"

When that guy told me he had Windows 9.0 I knew I was going to have to shwing him.

by Jay March 10, 2004

Egemensin

To be so 1337 at Cs, and to own at GB!! and if you are a Red Dragon.

1- Omg dude you are egemensin counter da.
2- My rank is 4 at gb im egemen!! haha

by Jay February 6, 2005

crowther

a duck's foot.

look at that crowther, it's covered in poo.

by JaY January 25, 2003

hooky

polite way of saying the f word, means the same thing just not as offensive

Alright, who went and hookied with my stuff.

by jay March 4, 2005

stem

the dick, not including the head.

when u jack w/ no lube, u usually only play w/ the stem.

by Jay May 29, 2003

fuck beads

of the vagina
small white jewels worn around the labia after the act of coitus with an unsheathed man.
sperm hanging from pubes.

"look at what Lord Harvey gave me" exclaimed veronica upon her return. she crossed the drawing room to where i was sitting and lifted her dress to reveal a string of fuck beads gracefully draped around her minge.

from 'sense and cunt-jewelery' jane austin

by jay January 7, 2004

Dun

Short for Drunken United Nations.

"Yo, the DUN was down on the shore yesterday."
"Got DUN?"

by Jay May 19, 2003