blog

noun: contraction for "web log", a type of online diary

verb: to post diary or journal entries to a web log

Did you read what Michelle blogged on livejournal.com?

by jay June 25, 2003

racism

A group of people who discriminate other groups of people based on their skin color, ethnic background or religion.

I would never date him because he is white.

by Jay January 19, 2004

Minnesota

Boring-ass state of 5 million conservative hillbillies trying to prove to the world how hip and liberal they really aren't.

Arkansas has twice as many teeth as Minnesota.

by Jay May 29, 2005

Lobster Session

when your boy picks you up a sack and then pinches some out of it before giving it to you.

Damn, my boy Jose hooked me up with a beat-up-ass sack! I bet he had a lobster session on that shit.

by Jay August 06, 2004

madonna-whore complex

To treat your lady like a saint in public and then like a whore in the bedroom. Usually inspired by love for the motherly side of women and lust for sex.

Larry's got the madonna-whore complex. He takes his wife out to dinner, buys her roses, then fucks her in the ass.

by Jay September 09, 2003

tipsy

One of the new teletubbies with a awesome body and a bottle of hennessy and a bag of weed and some blunts

dinky-winky-TIPSY-ca-ca-HOE

by Jay September 14, 2004

bird alleyne

a bird alleyne is one who felches hobo's in order to receive money. it comes from the legend of a man who felched over 15 hobos in order to get enough money to purchase the non demo edition of football manager. it is used complementary with the words/phrases faggot, snitch, cumlips and dunce cunt.

Holy shit Jimmy, look at that bird alleyne go. If he continues felching that hobo he'll be one satisfied customer. Dang!

by jay September 01, 2008