A person with no class, no standards, or a general lack of common sense. A mix between a swollen chimp and a ape who has no physical attributes. Has no book or street smarts. Plays online all day and thinks they're the shit. Boy or girl. Makes too many group chats on Instagram. Has a consent feeling of itching under back fat rolls. Poopy head and dad is a virgin
Kyle was talking about politics but bitch can't even get a victory royal like bruh you're a chapel.
National punch a simp day. Ya know because they be simping in a public area and they need to be brought to their senses. Maybe even abort them
May 13 we finna roll up on Dylan and show him what we do to these male thots around here.
When you are in the African rainforest or anywhere that is warm and moist and you attempt to stretch when a hairy object that's 600+ pounds fucks you and makes you bleed for upwards of 23 days. After which you only know one love and try to find said object but you can't. So you question life and kill yourself.
Ryan experienced a level 9 gorilla gangbang.
Buy a
Gorilla gangbang
mug!
When you do the sex and you a cuum shot and it gets in partners hair so you take your ass hairs and wipe off cuum with said ass hairs and get shit on partners hair :)
Last night I had a accident so I had to pull and Reverse duck tape and now I'm single
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Reverse duck tape
mug!
