16 definitions by j-man

mentzered

When a sales guy or repair guy feed you a line of shit when they can not produce the results they boasted about. (ie. Repair guy saying he has knowledge of fixing things but little do you know it's from watching youtube videos!!!)

My iphone just got MENTZERED repair guy said it'd be an easy fix and only cost $40 bucks, now it doesn't even work and out $40 dollars.

My xbox 360 is MENTZERED up now from that place on state street

by j-man February 18, 2012

get it

To obtain the intimacy of a member of the opposite sex after minimal effort. past tense - got it

Hey Jimmie....did you get it last night.

Yeah man, I got it!

by j-man August 5, 2003

roll your dice

when there are six chicks and six dudes available at a party and only one of the chicks is fizzine as hell, and you take a shot

Dude, you got as good a chance as any to hit that, best roll your dice; look out for the cock-blockers.

by j-man November 24, 2003

pigged-out

Being pulled over by the police.

Yo, I was pigged-out off Beach Blvd. They was trappin' bitches all damn night.

by j-man November 24, 2003

tooky

a cunt

man lisa had some good tooky

by j-man July 28, 2003

Boobles

Nickname for my girlfriend, derived from "Bubbles" the Chimp and "Boobs" (Modern English slang for "breasts"); those which belong to her are outstanding.

Boobles, did you stop at the grocery on the way back from the gym, you hot Mama?

by j-man December 2, 2003

behaihachi-izzlenez

1.An exuberant compliment of a certain item, or person. Used only in extreme cases of joy and or love for this object.
2.A tea kettle

That mofo be da behaihachi-izzlenez son!

by j-man January 12, 2004