shit-kicker

Large and/or heavy boots that could possibly be used to beat someone.

John is wearing his shit-kickers today.

by j December 19, 2004

head up fade

To fight someone, one on one, with no one else interfering, hand to hand combat.

Yo my boy wanna shoot you a head up fade.

by J January 23, 2004

Texas Vagina Massacre

When a promiscuous lesbian uses the same dildo on multiple unknowing partners over a short period of time without protection.

She just found out that she recieved the Texas Vagina Massacre from that hoe-bag!

by J September 01, 2008

SpearShaker

Some One Who shakes the spear or pulls the pork, wacks the wang, Jerks The Gerkin(usally used to make fun of gay people)

Fred is a spearshaker he shakes Bills spear all night

by J December 09, 2003

LANkrypt0

A long time internet resident who claims to be the Lord of the Armadillo Nation.

I just adore LANkrypt0.

by J December 10, 2003

defensive cockblock

Act of interfering with someone who is kicking it to your piece.

Jim was all over my woman, so I had to defensive cockblock all night.

by j May 13, 2005

superfunkitastical

really cool

that party last night was superfunkitastical

by j June 07, 2004