j's definitions

Quagmireshire

An area in Cornwall that is inhabitted by small Hobbit like creatrures.

When I went to Quagmireshire i saw a Hobbit.

by J April 3, 2003

John Kerry

see idiot and liberal

The loser that thought he could beat Bush in the 2004 election. He got owned big time despite the ketchup money provided by his numbskull wife.

Some people are living in their own little claiming that John Kerry is our president.

by J August 18, 2006

Suicadet

A person who habitually works out but will never get any bigger. This particular species has an ass that is way hairier than a normal ass, has an affinity for alcohol and fast women.

That Larry guy is insane. I've never seen someone who could scratch their kneecaps without bending who could get laid like him. He's just straight up Suicadet.

by j February 19, 2004

MA$E

king of harlem.left rap to become a preacher but came back to save rap again when he was needed.
welcome, welcome, welcome bk ma$e

ma$e is back
king of harlem aint nobody make him leave

by J May 4, 2005

Slooch

A slutty ass girl who uses her body, her lips, her ass, whatever to get what she wants

I was at the bar, the girl came up to me, kidssed me on the lips, then the slooch got mad when i wouldn't buy her a damn drink

by J September 10, 2003

lydia

hot chick
*drools*

whoa, look at that lydia

by J May 19, 2003

Robbies

money, Benjamins, bling bling

"I like the guys with the robbies"

All of the hott girls like the guys with the robbies.

by J November 23, 2003