Definitions by itichie_nocanpo

CHP stinger 

black n white car in california ( aka chicano transportation)

Yo low rider riding dirty CHP stinger stomp me shanks a taser zuuuaap zuuuaap says hombre who might u bee dude? Yo huck me man zues just zaaaped me! wtf I'm roflomao pinche man u hurt me. Yo work naacp!!!
ZUUUAAP ZUUUAAP cholo U have the right to remain silent if U open yo mouth I will ZAAAP U again comprende..

CHP stinger by itichie_nocanpo June 25, 2006

cupper 

a spot of english tea OR 54" DDD prime cup English Bra

thick fog & crackle of wood fire, with a cupper. "Oh dear you know Americans raising a bit shit in bagdad ". " I know honey americans are overpaid, oversexed, I'm glad not in england ".

Oh honey WOW prime cupper come to daddy. English bolder holder better than a cup of tea.

cupper by itichie_nocanpo June 25, 2006

california redwoods 

June, July, August Redwoods is the place to be! cool nice

the rain in california redwoods keeps mexicans away. Why U ask, " it remove brown stain they become spanish! ". California redwoods is a mexican free zone.

city of " hay fork " is another mexican free zone. Everyone knows your name. hayfork cafe best pie for 50 miles.

california redwoods by itichie_nocanpo June 25, 2006

bald mouse 

small but long penis ( tall thin basketball players )

sandy scream, bald mouse with one eye in bed! get him out! Oh sorry sweetheart...

bald mouse by itichie_nocanpo June 25, 2006

D Major

D Major 1/2 step to DD cup

honey if you go from D Major to DD I will buy you a new dress.

D Major by itichie_nocanpo June 25, 2006

breathalyzer

california gay policeman get off when using breathalyzer

to start breathalyzer test we want you to wrap your lips around this tube. Now blow, suck, blow, suck, take a deeper breath now blow harder, you need to keep you lips tight on the tube, now blow, suck. Fine, You have the right to remain silent if you say anything we will rerun test...

( cops should ask if you would like police women run test )

breathalyzer by itichie_nocanpo June 25, 2006

dog face 

dog face Hoover ( president elected in 1928 )

old-- dog face Hoover started the depression stock crash 1929.
monkey face GWBush started the depression stock crash 2000.
its true just look at photos of both men...

dog face by itichie_nocanpo June 25, 2006