Definitions by itichie_nocanpo

mexican oil change 

low rider with automatic oil change ( just pull handle )

In city of compton in my low rider on dash-board is a handle. It says " mexican oil change ". When those city doggs & Pole-ice mans get on my bumper. I do a mexican oil change !!
Pull handle blow oil all over street & watch um spin out...

PS hombre's if LAPD pulls U over just say, " I take to shop & fix leak "

mexican oil change by itichie_nocanpo September 28, 2006

mexican oil

black shit comes out from ground ( texas gringo tea )

Gringos buy mexican oil U don't need Baghdad oil, Norte americans all be happy,
no fight oil wars with rag heads, bring american boys home. viva Mexican oil & Mexican love !

mexican oil by itichie_nocanpo September 28, 2006

Mexican River 

like the Los Angeles river, If U must lift leg to cross then its a mexican river

on trip to benjimn hill in old mexico I cross 4 mexican river eat 100 mexican fly's & got sos shit ..
Muy bueno trip...no?

Mexican River by itichie_nocanpo September 28, 2006

Mexican Solder 

how poor imagrunts keep warm on cold california nights

I got a beach chair ( U no low rider chair ) place solder iron under chair.. Thats called a Mexican Solder Iron heater.

warning if U get mexican solder iron to close to ass it will burn your booty!!!!!

Mexican Solder by itichie_nocanpo September 28, 2006

mexican hug 

mexican hug is using one's legs around beer belly.

At dance south of El paso, Que chicka bonita gave me mexican hug.
Then she gave mexican licky, knee huggie, stright leg, around the world bare back.
WOW I could hardly walk back across the border...

mexican hug by itichie_nocanpo September 28, 2006

mexican pop tart 

mexican babe brings sex to gringos olay

mexican chick comes to my door says
" senior I will clean house for U and fix your thing "
I muy bueno no charge mucho!!!!

I say, you are a mexican pop tart, velcome to caleefornia !

mexican pop tart by itichie_nocanpo September 20, 2006

california pines 

crazy mexican dude selling land in northern california

I went to california pines to buy some land. Wow you must drive 75 miles to find a store!

Crazy norte americanos East of interstate 5

california pines by itichie_nocanpo September 20, 2006