asstrologist

one who makes a study of ass ( female butts )

Yo dude I'm american male age 14 to 75. Wow I must be an asstrologist. Like most men I checkum out after they walk by.
happy ass, sad ass ( cheeks hang down ), big ass, small ass, flat ass ( woman with a mans ass ) perky ass, spread or wide ass, wiggle ass, latina ass, fine ass, chuncky ass, stinky ass ( when walking by ), hollywood ass ( best ass in town )

by itichie_nocanpo November 04, 2006

straight leg

no money for around the world ask for straight leg

Mags looked good in her mexican corset I asked for a straight leg she gave me around the world.

ps ( dont ask for big horse )

by itichie_nocanpo June 28, 2006

fog of war

US Government term = ( we don't know wtf is going on )

Bush has been in a fog of war 6 years. Iraq's kick sand in the air & GI's eat dirt! now that is fog of war. Republican guard is not working for Bush, need to draft more mexican's to guard the republicans.

by itichie_nocanpo July 02, 2006

mexican mailbox

place where illegals get personal info on americanos

mexican mailbox at every casa, en old mexico only rich people have mailbox. Me madre said U norte americanos es muy richie....En mexico our casa had 4 walls, 3 windows, no roof, ( U don't need a stinking roof in Mexico!!!) and a BIG TV set.

by itichie_nocanpo September 09, 2006

thud missiles

rockets that go thud in the night. Has-bola shit's thud on middle-east

alieboba shot 70 thud missiles at high-faa most went thud. bay-rooties should put BC BUD in thud missiles then all be friends blow horn.

by itichie_nocanpo July 16, 2006

mexican time

from San diego to San Ferando valley ( or Oxnard )

Hombre what was UR mexican time to Oxnard?? Amigo dos extra days from San Ferando Valley to Oxnard. Why so long?

Ahhh U no, Hollywood mujeres I had my mexican shorts on!

by itichie_nocanpo July 03, 2006

city of angels

LA is called( city of angels ) because night Devil's with black hearts chase ho's with chastity belts.

friday night city of angels the city never sleeps, rampart div my name is friday badge 714
I was working night watch. duty register shows 14 arests street walkers,
it seams the ho's were wearing chastity belts,
only way a girl can remain a angel in ( city of angels )....

by itichie_nocanpo September 11, 2006