clamidianalwartisidis

Look up gonaherpasyphalidis and check out Dylan who is infected with the worst case of every std possible by sleeping with gonazilla, the 50 foot beast of all sexually transmitted diseases ever made.(Also see Chris Weidner who slept with Crissy Goddard).

All women (or men), who sleep with Dylan or Weidner better check their sexual organs for red, itchy, firey, smelley warts the next morning. If seen, call Dr. Clamidianalwartidis right away.

by Italian Stallion February 15, 2005

Uber Geek

A guy who spends to much time on his computer and not enough time with other people

Nick Payne is a major Uber Geek.

by Italian Stallion September 26, 2004

spoon

The word "spoon" is a racial slur originating from italian immigrants in the NY and NJ areas in the early 1900's. "Spoon" refers to the characteristic shape of a black's nose, as well as the reflection of black skin off a well-polished spoon.

See also moulinyan

Leroy was considering implanting a spoon in place of his broken nose, because his wife broke their only mirror.

by Italian Stallion March 06, 2005

cream cheese romance

when you microwave a bagel and add some cream cheese just before having wild sex with it.

Zak looks awful happy today. He must have had another cream cheese romance last night. That sick bastard!

by Italian stallion July 01, 2006

numbnuts

a complete idiot, a person who doesnt know the definitions of words

Nick Payne doesnt know the difference between an android and a cyborg

by Italian Stallion November 17, 2004

Locricchio

An Italian last name

The name of an Italian blood line.

steve: whats up creek?
me: its locricchio punk, now say your sorry.
steve: I'm sorry i didn't mean it, I didn't mean to insult you and your Italian greatness.

by Italian Stallion October 30, 2004

Wheezin' Vagina

Somebody (especially Dylan), who cries about everything (such as sleeping with a clap infested whore) because he was born with a vagina instead of a penis.

Dylan, the sandy pearl making wheezin' vagina, was crying the other night because his menstral period hit, all of a sudden, and he realized all women despise men with vaginas.

by Italian Stallion February 15, 2005