16 definitions by italian stallion

clamidianalwartisidis

Look up gonaherpasyphalidis and check out Dylan who is infected with the worst case of every std possible by sleeping with gonazilla, the 50 foot beast of all sexually transmitted diseases ever made.(Also see Chris Weidner who slept with Crissy Goddard).

All women (or men), who sleep with Dylan or Weidner better check their sexual organs for red, itchy, firey, smelley warts the next morning. If seen, call Dr. Clamidianalwartidis right away.

by italian stallion February 15, 2005

Blitzburgh

The Steel City, Pittsburgh, or Picksburgh as it is known in Pittsburghese.

Blitzburgh is Pittsburgh, PA

by italian stallion March 23, 2005

Max Hricz

That cool ass hustler/pusher whos always got a whole lot of money and ladies commin after him.

Stephen: "Yo man, I aint got no money."
Max: "Thats why I fucked your bitch."

by italian stallion January 29, 2005

Wheezin' Vagina

Somebody (especially Dylan), who cries about everything (such as sleeping with a clap infested whore) because he was born with a vagina instead of a penis.

Dylan, the sandy pearl making wheezin' vagina, was crying the other night because his menstral period hit, all of a sudden, and he realized all women despise men with vaginas.

by italian stallion February 15, 2005

shit-canned

to get shit canned, another way to say having got screwed over.

Hey, man, when where you going to tell me?
What do you want me to say? He shit-canned me.

by italian stallion September 9, 2005

numbnuts

a complete idiot, a person who doesnt know the definitions of words

Nick Payne doesnt know the difference between an android and a cyborg

by italian stallion November 17, 2004

Locricchio

An Italian last name

The name of an Italian blood line.

steve: whats up creek?
me: its locricchio punk, now say your sorry.
steve: I'm sorry i didn't mean it, I didn't mean to insult you and your Italian greatness.

by italian stallion October 30, 2004