Schmatachlap

I haven't the slightest idea
by Irrelevant November 15, 2003
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WBAGNFARB

acronym: "would be a good name for a rock band". Coined by Dave Barry, probably to poke fun at such excessively long internet-spawned acronyms as ROFLMAO.
Hey, lookit this... Google News's an article called "The Indicted American". That WBAGNFARB.
by Irrelevant April 15, 2005
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do a Moby

When you have produced something original (music, an invention, whatever), to make a fortune by lisencing (NOT selling, see below) the rights to it to a big company that can bring it to the masses. Differs from being a sell out, as you still own the rights, so the big co. can't force you to go mainstream to make them even more money.
Originated when the electronica artist Moby sold the copywrites to every track on the album "Play", for use in ads, films, and TV.
James Dyson demonstrated how to do a moby when he came up with that uberhoover.
by Irrelevant September 25, 2005
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Hieftje

1. The two term mayor of Ann Arbor, Michigan, known for initiating the Green Belt plan and being a decent Democrat.

2. A game played the same way as safety, except using the word Hieftje (pronounced, incorrectly, as "heft-jee," or alternatively, "hefj") instead of safety.
1: *poot* Heft-jee!
2: Nice save. *poot* Hefj!
1: Gross dude.
2: Holler.
by Irrelevant March 14, 2005
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ithinknot

Used in response to a blatant lie, stupid suggestion etc, to indicate that you think that the last comment was stupid. Usually disguised as a cough.
"I know! Let's *duct tape* it to the wall!"
"Ithinknot, chump."
by Irrelevant March 09, 2005
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fucking ridiculous

adj. - Unbelievable. Often used to describe that which is beyond the scope of human comparison.
1: I think they should have named that biography "Lance Armstrong: Fucking Ridiculous."
2: No shit. You know who else is fucking ridiculous? Carl Johnson (of San Andreas fame).
by Irrelevant March 14, 2005
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scrumping

by irrelevant September 13, 2003
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