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Definitions by incipitsathanas

1) The gigantic man-like creatures that roam the Ft. Davis mountains; known mostly for their excessive brutality and enormous stature, they are also known for traveling to Pecos and defecating on parked cars in the highschool parking lot
Fuck dude an ogre shat in my truck bed!
Ogre by incipitsathanas February 27, 2009

Nostradumbass 

1) The self proclaimed prophet ov sorts whom is most famously noted for predicting the supposed second coming ov Jesus to "the forgotten land ov Chicago when his vast collection ov pornography is exhausted by the great Deepthroat Lord Krakow's return to heaven to avenge Tom Hanks".
"Did you see that special on the history channel about Nostradumbass? Man that dude was buff."
Nostradumbass by Incipitsathanas February 25, 2009

"vanished like a fart in the wind" 

1)A phrase which means to vanish as suddenly as a fart in the wind. 2)A phrase coined by warden Norten when describing how Andy escaped Shawshank.
When he was caught masturbating the livestock he "vanished like a fart in the wind"!

stupid-metal 

1) Yet another sub-genre of metal music characterized by the fact that the drummers in this sub-genre all use their feet to play. Along with vocalizations of a "stupid" unborn fetus, the music generates nothing more than stupidity and has been called a threat to native americans everywhere. Also Jesus is real to them.
Only fat ugly people listen to marshmallows and eat the magical jesus cookie. I love stupid-metal.

Butthole elves 

1) Elves in your ass.
2) Defined in the bible, Bill 3:16 pm verse 78907890 as the "vile creatures that dwell within thy sphincter and will give thy wiping hand no rest whatsoever". In Finnish literature they are described as the sole reason we must use toilet paper "or else they're gonna pull you into the pot".
There's no toilet paper!I bet the butthole elves are out tonight!

throw-up metal 

1) Another sub-genre of heavy-metal music so named for the "throw-up" sounding vocalizations of the "singers" and/or live performances involving either the crowd vomitting or the musicians themselves.
I listen to all kinds of metal like speed metal, black metal, death metal, hitler metal, and even throw-up metal.

hitler metal 

1) Yet another sub-genre of heavy metal music characterized by the constant use of national socialist lyrics, and referrances to world war II.
2) The genre of metal founded in 1939 by Hitler mein fuhrer himself. Includes repetive drumming and guitars, and vocals very similar to stupid-metal. Also has background noise of ongoing warfare and destruction.
Hitler metal is awesome, I love hitler metal, it is neat.
hitler metal by incipitsathanas April 6, 2008