dildo monkey

1) Anyone who's employer is Reeves County.
2) One who willingly shoves slim jims up his/her ass.
3) The milk man.

I too was once a dildo monkey. But no longer do I have the desire nor funds to purchase any kind ov beef jerky.

by incipitsathanas March 14, 2008

buttsex metal

1. Yet another sub genre ov heavy metal music created in 1984 by Bill Cosby in an attempt to alleviate black oppression in Norway during the African invasion ov Alabama otherwise known as the civil war.

i love to have buttsex while listening to barry white, not buttsex metal...stupid.

by incipitsathanas February 23, 2010

fathead metal

1. metal for fat people

2. another sub-genre ov heavy metal music made exclusively for and by people with normal bodies, but with the heads ov a morbidly obese person.

Fathead metal isn't for people like me and you bill cosby, it's only for people with small penises and big elbows.

by incipitsathanas October 14, 2009

illegitimate masturbating

1. what jesus is said to have condemned as the greatest sin to be commited as "it is wasting thy knuckle children into a sock only to be put into the bottom ov a hamper."

2. what is done on a daily basis in the white house

3. learning algebra

4. sharing files on frostwire

i gotta go do some illegitimate masturbating

by incipitsathanas October 19, 2009

fagaroni

1) John
2) Macaroni made in a homo-sexual fashion
3) One who is a homo-sexual or likes to watch the televison program Queer as Folk

Don't look know, but here comes fagaroni.

by incipitsathanas March 16, 2008

satan's foot

1) Satan's foot or the foot ov satan

I saw satan's foot and it was huge.

by incipitsathanas March 19, 2008

Immortal house of pancakes

A pancake house funded and run by the music legends abbath, horgh, and demonaz of the country music group immortal. The restaurant is most popularly noted for having exemplary eggs and sausage, and for the fact that the building itself is made of frozen ogre piss.

I ate at the Immortal house of pancakes and it was fucking cold inside.

by incipitsathanas April 06, 2008