incipitsathanas's definitions

dildo monkey

1) Anyone who's employer is Reeves County.
2) One who willingly shoves slim jims up his/her ass.
3) The milk man.

I too was once a dildo monkey. But no longer do I have the desire nor funds to purchase any kind ov beef jerky.

by incipitsathanas March 14, 2008

stupid-metal

1) Yet another sub-genre of metal music characterized by the fact that the drummers in this sub-genre all use their feet to play. Along with vocalizations of a "stupid" unborn fetus, the music generates nothing more than stupidity and has been called a threat to native americans everywhere. Also Jesus is real to them.

Only fat ugly people listen to marshmallows and eat the magical jesus cookie. I love stupid-metal.

by incipitsathanas April 7, 2008

Butthole elves

1) Elves in your ass.
2) Defined in the bible, Bill 3:16 pm verse 78907890 as the "vile creatures that dwell within thy sphincter and will give thy wiping hand no rest whatsoever". In Finnish literature they are described as the sole reason we must use toilet paper "or else they're gonna pull you into the pot".

There's no toilet paper!I bet the butthole elves are out tonight!

by incipitsathanas April 7, 2008

buttsex metal

1. Yet another sub genre ov heavy metal music created in 1984 by Bill Cosby in an attempt to alleviate black oppression in Norway during the African invasion ov Alabama otherwise known as the civil war.

i love to have buttsex while listening to barry white, not buttsex metal...stupid.

by incipitsathanas February 23, 2010

fagaroni

1) John
2) Macaroni made in a homo-sexual fashion
3) One who is a homo-sexual or likes to watch the televison program Queer as Folk

Don't look know, but here comes fagaroni.

by incipitsathanas March 16, 2008

cabobulate

1.) The word used to define morgan freeman's excessive scheming to achieve maximum penis growth

2.) To plan a chinese fire drill

3.) Debating between resting your schrodum on an old lady's nostrils or to buy a five dollar footlong

I'm going to cabobulate.

by incipitsathanas July 6, 2009

unchristian masturbating

1. masturbating to thoughts ov sex with women and not jesus/god; masturbating to porn or the excorsist.

"Father, forgive me for i have sinned, the other day i was jacking off to tera patrick getting rammed by a huge weiner"

"that is unchristian masturbating my son"

by incipitsathanas October 29, 2009