improviduto's definitions

spamorama

A term associated with online bulletin boards (see bulletin board). A spamorama takes either the form of a topic forum itself or a post within a forum. Its function is to serve as a place to concentrate spam in order to avoid topic disruption. It is also a place where users work on increasing their postcount without actually contributing anything to the forum or user community.

History: The first spamorama appeared in the Discussion Forum at Guitar Tab Universe's user bulletin board.

Isn't it kind of pathetic that 99% of your posts are in the spamorama?

by improviduto April 9, 2006

walk-off

A competition between fashion models. The contestants compete to see who the better fashion model is by walking down either a real or mock fashion runway. The company in attendance acts as judges and determine the winner.

Scene: Fashion model Sasha confronts fashion model Chloe at an exclusive night club in New York City. Sasha heard rumors that Chloe was talking smack during her walk down the runway at the Versace show the night before.

Sasha: Bitch, you ain't got nothin' on me. I'm the hottest thang on the runway.
Chloe: Oh no you didn't...Oh no you didn't! Bitch, whatcha gonna do?
Sasha: I challenge you to a walk-off. Right here, right now.
Chloe: Bring it!
Sasha: Oh in about two minutes it's gonna be brought, and someone's gonna have to bring your broke ass home.
Random people: Clear a path! It's a walk-off!

by improviduto April 8, 2006

noprah

When Oprah withdraws support for your book. It can also mean when Oprah doesn't give or withdraws support for anything.

Etymology: Used on E! Channel's "The Soup" on March 3, 2006 in the "Hollywords" segment. It was in reference to Oprah's withdrawal of support for James Frey's memoir "A Million Little Pieces" after it was revealed that his story was grossly exaggerated and (in parts) fictional.

Getting the noprah automatically ruins your career as a writer. No one crosses Oprah. No one!

by improviduto April 14, 2006

gamble chocolates

A term that desribes assorted chocolates. One takes a gamble when they take a random piece (a gamble chocolate) from a box of assorted chocolates because the candy could be either delicious or disgusting. The term also serves as an alternative to "assorted chocolates".

Etymology: The term is used in comedian Jim Gaffigan's bit about Valentine's day.

I tried a piece from the box of gamble chocolates I got for Valentine's Day. I don't know why I even bother with these because every one tastes like it was filled with toothpaste.

by improviduto April 9, 2006

anatomical sales associate

Another clever synonym for a prostitute. It can be used to describe the profession or as an insult.

Hooker: "Hey! Do you like to party!?"
Client: "Well, I'm not exactly comfortable with soliciting the services of a prostitute."
Hooker: "Then think of me more as an anatomical sales associate."
Client: "Oh, well when you put it that way..."

by improviduto December 15, 2008

anatomical sales associate

Another clever synonym for a prostitute. It can be used to describe the profession or as an insult.

Hooker: "Hey! Do you like to party!?"
Client: "Well, I not comfortable soliciting the services of a prostitute."
Hooker: "Then think of me more as an anatomical sales associate."
Client: "Oh, well when you put it that way..."

by improviduto December 15, 2008

duty free high five

A high five given to an employee at a duty free store. This can be done anywhere at the store, but it is preferred that the act be performed at the drive-thru window (if it has one). No purchase of duty free goods is required.

Etymology: The term was coined by David Snyder on January 1, 2006 in Niagra Falls, Canada on a road trip to see Niagra Falls. It turns out that this is the only exciting thing to do in Niagra Falls, especially if you are not 19-years-of-age.

Let's drive up to the window and get a duty free high five from that guy.

by improviduto January 2, 2006