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A competition between fashion models. The contestants compete to see who the better fashion model is by walking down either a real or mock fashion runway. The company in attendance acts as judges and determine the winner.
Scene: Fashion model Sasha confronts fashion model Chloe at an exclusive night club in New York City. Sasha heard rumors that Chloe was talking smack during her walk down the runway at the Versace show the night before.

Sasha: Bitch, you ain't got nothin' on me. I'm the hottest thang on the runway.
Chloe: Oh no you didn't...Oh no you didn't! Bitch, whatcha gonna do?
Sasha: I challenge you to a walk-off. Right here, right now.
Chloe: Bring it!
Sasha: Oh in about two minutes it's gonna be brought, and someone's gonna have to bring your broke ass home.
Random people: Clear a path! It's a walk-off!
by improviduto April 8, 2006
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constupid

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Being both confused and stupid simultaneously.

Etymology: Coined by comedian Patrice O'Neal on the VH1 show "Web Junk 20"--an Internet clip countown program. He used the term to insult a weatherman from Athens, OH who completely bungled a local news weather report.
You're worse than confused--you're constupid.
by improviduto April 8, 2006
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An alternative to "please reply" in the world of text messaging.
1. Hey, the football game is tonight. Type on it.

2. I can't decide whether or not I should buy this iPod. Type on it.
by improviduto April 8, 2006
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double van gogh

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The performative act of cutting off both of one's own ears. It is often used as an exaggerative phrase expressing one's desire to not want to listen to something.
I'd rather double van gogh myself than listen to that crap.
by improviduto January 20, 2006
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duty free high five

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A high five given to an employee at a duty free store. This can be done anywhere at the store, but it is preferred that the act be performed at the drive-thru window (if it has one). No purchase of duty free goods is required.

Etymology: The term was coined by David Snyder on January 1, 2006 in Niagra Falls, Canada on a road trip to see Niagra Falls. It turns out that this is the only exciting thing to do in Niagra Falls, especially if you are not 19-years-of-age.
Let's drive up to the window and get a duty free high five from that guy.
by improviduto January 2, 2006
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Uncontrolable laughter in an inappropriate situation. Coined by comedian Kathy Griffin.
Julie: Sorry I couldn't make it to Tim's funeral yesterday. How was it?

Bill: Oh, it was really sad, but the worst part was when I got a case of the church giggles during the burial. I don't know where it came from, but I couldn't stop laughing.

Julie: You're sick, you know that? He was your best friend!

Bill: Oh like you've never gotten the church giggles before. Need I remind you of your nephew's briss?
by improviduto September 1, 2005
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GTA: SA

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I got the Hot Coffee mod for GTA: SA, and it is hilarious.
by improviduto August 26, 2005
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