Definitions by iminhellplshelpahhh

Santa Claus 

a fat old bastard that slips through your chimney, eats all your cookies, and gives you coal in return.
and yes, he is real, but he was just arrested for breaking and entering in the 80s

Santa Claus is coming

Santa Claus by iminhellplshelpahhh August 31, 2024

Cut the Ligament

when you want a longer shlong

Cut the Ligament bitsctshchtsch

Cut the Ligament by iminhellplshelpahhh August 30, 2024

faca yoa 

when you edit your font bitmap and replace the u and k with a
this is what joel did in one of his facade streams

faca.. faca yoa
you know wha-

faca yoa by iminhellplshelpahhh August 30, 2024

Porn 

A piece of media meant to induce sexual stimulation
this means that baby zoo putting furry inflation "art" in one of the videos means that technically the video is porn

I just can't get enough of this hellhole known as "the internet"

"I just jerked off to that porn, it was so hot"

Porn by iminhellplshelpahhh August 19, 2024

Eli Vance 

when you want your work friend to fuck your daughter

Eli Vance: "There's nothing Gordon can't handle, with the possible exception of you ;)"
Alyx: "Dad.. Please"
Eli, Again: "EHHHHHHHHHHHHHĦHHHHHHHĦHHHHHHHĦHHHHHHHĦHHHHHHHĦHHHHHHHĦ"

Eli Vance by iminhellplshelpahhh August 9, 2024

System Data 

Something that only gives me more reasons to switch to linux

macOS: beep boop retarted OS sounds system data 100,000,000 TB size, please buy new computer

System Data by iminhellplshelpahhh August 9, 2024

Baby Zoo

the youtube channel that serves fetish videos to impressionable children

Dad: Hey son how are you doing? I came back with the milk!
5 year old after watching Baby Zoo: UHH YES DADDY PLEASE INFLATE ME UHH YES I'M FUCKING CU-
Dad: goodbye, son.

Baby Zoo by iminhellplshelpahhh August 7, 2024