Definitions by iminhellplshelpahhh

Baker's Dozen 

when a donut baker is feeling really generous and gives you and extra donut in you box of 12

that feeling when Baker's DozenBaker's DozenBaker's DozenBaker's DozenBaker's DozenBaker's Dozen

Baker's Dozen by iminhellplshelpahhh September 7, 2024

Creature Report 

at the end of an octonauts episode, before the credits, they do a segment where they go over what you've learned already in the episode while showing real photos and or videos of that sea creature. Sometimes these photos are extremely disturbing. The song goes as follows:

Creature Report, Creature Report
(Creature Report!)
Fact:
Something something something check check check
Something something something check check B R E E N
Something some something something something (creature report, creature report)
Something something something (creature report, creature report)
Something something something check check, check!
Something some something, some something some something

Dance break!
...
go something! go something! go something! creature report, creature report! (Creature Report!)
We're done with the missoooooooooooooooon, octonauts at ease. Until the next adventure!

Creature Report by iminhellplshelpahhh September 6, 2024

I before E except after C 

Some shitty propaganda made by satan and his minions.
Words that were made by chads who aren't having any of this shit:

Weird
Foreign
Neighbor
Leisure
Eight
Either
Height
Receipt

wait wtf is a receipt?

I before E except after CI before E except after CI before E except after CI before E except after CI before E except after CI before E except after CI before E except after CI before E except after C FUCK YOU AND SHUT UP

I before E except after C by iminhellplshelpahhh September 5, 2024

Oil 

something I can't stop drinking. I just can't

I just can't stop drinking oil, C R U D E O I L

Oil by iminhellplshelpahhh September 5, 2024

donut 

a delicious treat that is shaped as a puck, sometimes with a circular cutout in the center.
there are 4 main types of donuts

1. Frosted Donuts
2. Glazed Donuts
3. Jelly/Cream Filled Donuts
4. Cruller Donuts

"Oh yeah I just love donuts! ARM NOM HOUY MON OM NOM"

donut by iminhellplshelpahhh September 5, 2024

little towels 

pancakes

little towels are pancakes

little towels by iminhellplshelpahhh September 4, 2024

rule34.xxx 

a website that used to be great but is now full of ai slop and e621 reposts

>goes to rule34.xxx
>sees ai porn
>leaves

rule34.xxx by iminhellplshelpahhh September 4, 2024