Definitions by im u fucking sadist17

Jhené Aiko 

Who you accidently discovered searching for Maniac by Conan Gray

Jhené Aiko: Hop on that dick like a maniac~

Jhené Aiko by im u fucking sadist17 February 25, 2021

IDU2

Abbreviation of I dare you to. Usually used for texting.

guy 1: Hey man IDU2 steal jimmys purse
guy 2: No way. It has rona on it

IDU2 by im u fucking sadist17 February 23, 2021

yo daddy aint no glass maker 

yo daddy aint no glass maker: What ur mom tells u when u get in the way of the tv in the ghetto.

chiled: *walks in front of tv*

mother: *yeets shoe at young'n* Yo daddy aint no glass maker!

yo daddy aint no glass maker by im u fucking sadist17 February 16, 2021

Alabama 

Where Donald Trump is moviing after he gets booted out of the white house.

Ex 1:

A: did you hear? Joey and his sister ran off to Alabama!
B: I knew they looked at eachother wierd.

Ex 2:

A: I heard you were moving, where to?
B: Alabama.
A: *stares suspiciously*
B: Oh, don't worry. All my family is dead!
A: oh, phew.
A: wait-

Alabama by im u fucking sadist17 January 26, 2021

you cut deep joe 

A phrase originated from the movie Soul when the mc straight up roast a boy and the boi goes: "you cut deep joe" Basically an extra sarcastic way of saying no shit/literaly everyone knows and no one cares. Something you say when someone offend you but fail miserably because it applies to a large amount of people of is well known.

offended gay guy to well know lesbian: well at least i dont eat pussy for a living!

well known lesbian: *stares* you cut deep joe.

you cut deep joe by im u fucking sadist17 January 13, 2021

FKD 

Pernouced four KD or FKD. A term used by straight dudes lesbians and anyone whos finger fucked a pussy, meaning four knuckles deep. This can be expanded to include any number of knuckles deep in a pussy.

Bobby: have u seen devins mom?! Shes a total MILF!
Jake: yeh i was totally FKD in her last night.
Bobby: FR?

FKD by im u fucking sadist17 December 27, 2020

wet-lag

A term mostly used by females/people with pussies refering to the term jet-lag. Wet-lag similar to jet-lag is when your physically and or mentally put on pause due to intense orgasm or sexual over stimulation. Also reffering to being wet after coming out of the shower, a place were people commonly masturbate. Symptoms of wet can include hurt back, pulled muscles(from spasming), ringnig in ears, over sensitivity, being raw etc.

person 1: Dude, did u see Bettie when she came out the shower?
person 2: no, why?
person 1: Look at that fuck-walk! She totally has wet-lag.

wet-lag by im u fucking sadist17 December 26, 2020