ikem's definitions

non-offensive swears

A moronic contradiction which defeats the purpose of it being a swear.

This total idiot should be informed that 'arse' is how Brits, Irish people etc say it. Idiot.

by IkeM October 5, 2003

Pennicular

possessing the characteristics of a pen; pen-like.

"Wow, that pen you have sure is pennicular."

by IkeM September 27, 2003

Religious ignorance

The ignorance of being religious, or ignorance in a religious kind of way.

"Give me a book, tell me it's old, and I'll believe every word in it."

by IkeM October 10, 2003

Windows

Easy to use but bloated and unstable operating system used by ignorant sheep, morons who can't work out how to use a decent operating system, and people who like playing games.

Q: What do PC's and air conditioners have in common?
A: They both stop working when you open Windows.

by IkeM September 27, 2003

sell out

1) Phrase used by embittered old bastards who find that a band they liked became popular, so therefore they must suck now.

2) When a band changes style and then appeal more to the mainstream than to it's original fans. Often a band did actually become crap when it once was good: e.g. Incubus, Green Day. However, many bands who 'sold out' were already shit to begin with: e.g. Good Charlotte.

by IkeM October 20, 2003

the simpsons

All-time classic show that's beginning to show it's age. Used to be brilliant, but now it's only watchable to good.

The Simpsons was great until the writers started running out of ideas.

by IkeM October 24, 2003

Bush

A medium to large plant, often grown in gardens. A good example is the current US president, whose intelligence and general ability to run a country is below average as far as bushes go. Also known as a shrub.

"It's pronounced B-uh-sh, you fools!"

by IkeM September 27, 2003