9 definitions by ifyoucanreadthisgoodforyou
The order of the alphabet...according to computer keyboards.
But seriously, face it, the only reason you're looking this up on Urban Dictionary is to see if anyone had the brains to define it... and face it, you probably didn't think anyone did.
But seriously, face it, the only reason you're looking this up on Urban Dictionary is to see if anyone had the brains to define it... and face it, you probably didn't think anyone did.
Person 1: "QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM"
Person 2: "Dude are you having a seizure?"
Person 1: "No it's the order of the alphabet—"
Person 2 (cutting off Person 1): "Go back to Kindergarten idiot"
Person 1: "As I was saying, it's the order of the alphabet ACCORDING TO MY COMPUTER'S KEYBOARD"
Person 2: "Pfft you're still an idiot all keyboards are like that" *walks away*
Person 1: "What—?"
Person 2: "Dude are you having a seizure?"
Person 1: "No it's the order of the alphabet—"
Person 2 (cutting off Person 1): "Go back to Kindergarten idiot"
Person 1: "As I was saying, it's the order of the alphabet ACCORDING TO MY COMPUTER'S KEYBOARD"
Person 2: "Pfft you're still an idiot all keyboards are like that" *walks away*
Person 1: "What—?"
by ifyoucanreadthisgoodforyou March 28, 2020
by ifyoucanreadthisgoodforyou April 30, 2020
Quotation marks.
Who are you to look up QUOTATION MARKS?
What the hell.
Are you an idiot?
Ugh.
You’re gonna kill me with your stupidity.
Who are you to look up QUOTATION MARKS?
What the hell.
Are you an idiot?
Ugh.
You’re gonna kill me with your stupidity.
by ifyoucanreadthisgoodforyou May 25, 2020
Slang for ‘suspicious’.
More commonly associated with Among Us, a game known for causing trust issues and being a murder mystery game that takes place on a spaceship.
Honestly I never even thought that anyone ever used it until Among Us became popular.
More commonly associated with Among Us, a game known for causing trust issues and being a murder mystery game that takes place on a spaceship.
Honestly I never even thought that anyone ever used it until Among Us became popular.
Yellow: I was heading to electrical to fix lights
Red: yeah I was already at electrical but I was finishing a task so I couldn’t fix lights.
Blue: sus...
Red: yeah I was already at electrical but I was finishing a task so I couldn’t fix lights.
Blue: sus...
by ifyoucanreadthisgoodforyou March 8, 2021
by ifyoucanreadthisgoodforyou May 25, 2020
1. Used to change the subject of an awkward/uncomfortable conversation
2. Used to continue a conversation when there was a pause/distraction
3. Used to communicate that you don’t really give a damn about something someone says
4. There’s a lot of other things but I’m too lazy to add them lmao
2. Used to continue a conversation when there was a pause/distraction
3. Used to communicate that you don’t really give a damn about something someone says
4. There’s a lot of other things but I’m too lazy to add them lmao
Example number one:
Person 1: Hello
Person 2: Hi. Did you wash your hands just now? Corona, you know?
Person 1: …
Person 2: *raises eyebrows* …
Person 1: so do you like cats-
Example 2:
Person 1: Hi! Did you know a group of jellyfish is called a smack?
Person 2: And a group of rhinos is called a crash!
Person 3: A group of armadillos is called a roll!
Person 1: And a group of bunnies is a fluffle!
Person 4: OH MY GOSH- *slips on a banana peel and falls face first on the ground*
Person 1: *turns and stares* …
Person 2: *turns and stares*
Person 3: *turns and looks* …you okay? *helps Person 4*
Person 2: …
Person 1: …
Person 2: A group of ravens is called an unkindness! Or a conspiracy!
Example three:
Person 1: Hey so I’m moving away to a different state
Person 2: … s o ?
Person 1: You don’t care, do you? Wow, what a good friend…
i doubt anyone’s gonna read this but meh-
e
Person 1: Hello
Person 2: Hi. Did you wash your hands just now? Corona, you know?
Person 1: …
Person 2: *raises eyebrows* …
Person 1: so do you like cats-
Example 2:
Person 1: Hi! Did you know a group of jellyfish is called a smack?
Person 2: And a group of rhinos is called a crash!
Person 3: A group of armadillos is called a roll!
Person 1: And a group of bunnies is a fluffle!
Person 4: OH MY GOSH- *slips on a banana peel and falls face first on the ground*
Person 1: *turns and stares* …
Person 2: *turns and stares*
Person 3: *turns and looks* …you okay? *helps Person 4*
Person 2: …
Person 1: …
Person 2: A group of ravens is called an unkindness! Or a conspiracy!
Example three:
Person 1: Hey so I’m moving away to a different state
Person 2: … s o ?
Person 1: You don’t care, do you? Wow, what a good friend…
i doubt anyone’s gonna read this but meh-
e
by ifyoucanreadthisgoodforyou August 25, 2021
Me: *sees my cat trying to be an acrobat to get a toy*
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AH HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHNAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHA hm?
Cat: Meow? *runs around entire house meowing loudly like a boss*
Me: What the hell are you doing kitty
Cat: *KNOCKS OVER AN ENTIRE FUCKING FLOOR LAMP*
P.S. Urban Dictionary said this should include the word being defined...
Welp, here ya go!
*the word being defined*
Still no?
Cats are funny.
That good?
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AH HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHNAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHA hm?
Cat: Meow? *runs around entire house meowing loudly like a boss*
Me: What the hell are you doing kitty
Cat: *KNOCKS OVER AN ENTIRE FUCKING FLOOR LAMP*
P.S. Urban Dictionary said this should include the word being defined...
Welp, here ya go!
*the word being defined*
Still no?
Cats are funny.
That good?
by ifyoucanreadthisgoodforyou May 25, 2020