icyhot's definitions

szafranski

the act of inserting a new born baby back into the vagina of the mother, head first, and having sexual intercourse with the anus of a boy or vagina of a girl. when climax has been reached, you must give the mother a pearl necklace.

when i was born, my mom didn't have a c-section, she had a szafranski

by icyhot November 9, 2008

Jig-It Pillow

A pillow someone may use for cuddling or sexual purposes; the pillow simulates the sensation of spooning with a fluffy partner that will always satisfy your emotional and sexual needs without having to find a real person or spending money on a blow up doll.

"Are you sleeping in Jesse's room tonight?"

"Yes."

"Omg make sure you don't lay your head on his jig-it pillow, don't even want to think about what he's done with that thing..."

by IcyHot July 14, 2014

Late Night McDonald's

Something people usually living in small towns do late at night since they have nothing else better to do. They go to their local McDonald's after midnight, harass the employees, loiter for hours, and make a ton of noise.

Damn, there ain't nothin to do tonight! Who's up for some late night mcdonald's???

by IcyHot November 4, 2013

Fusion Relative

A family relation in which there are two relationships at the same time - examples would be if a man has a child with two sisters, those kids would be siblings and cousins at the same time. If a man has a child with a mother and her daughter (from another man) those two kids would be siblings and aunt-uncle/niece-nephew at the same time.

What do you mean Timmy is your fusion relative? He's your brother and your uncle at the same time? Dude take that to Jerry Springer.

by IcyHot September 24, 2015

Democratic Anarchy

The idea that we should elect as many anarchists as possible so that they may ween the people off the need for government entirely. Since democratic socialists believe it is possible to vote ourselves into a socialist society, democratic anarchists believe it is possiblento vote ourselves into an anarchist society. Like parents raising their children to be self sufficient adults, it is a democratic anarchist’s duty to encourage people to operate on a person to person basis without any top-down force occurring. Libertarian socialists call themselves LibSocs, and democratic anarchists call themselves DemAns.

Libertarians are weird, they are always inventing their own ideologies. Now they have this ideology called “democratic anarchy”. They seriously think they’re going to elect a democratic anarchist as President some time by the end of the century.

by IcyHot May 20, 2019

Celebritarian

Someone who has achieved celebrity status within the Libertarian party but isn’t always a celebrity in the eyes of the general public.

Adam Kokesh is such a celebritarian. He seriously thinks he’s going to sell 100 Eventbrite tickets at his upcoming political side event. Adam VS The Man is a great show but it ain’t X-Files or Cops. Adam has a long way to go before his pie in the sky goals will ever be achieved. Keep believing in yourself Adam, you’ll get there one day kiddo!

by IcyHot August 24, 2019

Clitwora

Libertarian party lingo. A clitwora is a beta who happens to be in a Libertarian party leader position who is unable to stand up to Republicans and Democrats. This ends up leaving a really bad Mark on the party and it results in a poorer election performance than anticipated due to incompetent betas holding party positions.

Tickle me pink, for yet another clitwora has fractured the Libertarian party due to their slippery ice cold leadership.

by IcyHot August 30, 2019