8 definitions by icyhot

szafranski

the act of inserting a new born baby back into the vagina of the mother, head first, and having sexual intercourse with the anus of a boy or vagina of a girl. when climax has been reached, you must give the mother a pearl necklace.

when i was born, my mom didn't have a c-section, she had a szafranski

by icyhot November 1, 2006