szafranski

the act of inserting a new born baby back into the vagina of the mother, head first, and having sexual intercourse with the anus of a boy or vagina of a girl. when climax has been reached, you must give the mother a pearl necklace.

when i was born, my mom didn't have a c-section, she had a szafranski

szafranski by icyhot November 9, 2008

Szafranski’d 

When a project/trip takes far longer than it should take or costs more than it should cost, but only because of outside influences, and things that cannot be prepared for.

Getting stuck behind a driver who goes under the speed limit, doesn’t use turning lanes backing traffic up, and doesn’t appear to be going anywhere, just out driving around to make you late. Thus causing you to wonder whether or not said people are real, or just out to get in the way like in the Truman show.

Example: You have a 30 minute drive ahead, so you leave 40 minutes in advance, get szafranski’d and arrive 1 minute late. Next time you leave 50 minutes in advance, get szafranski’d and still arrive 1 minute late. So next time you leave 1 hour in advance, and then arrive 35 minutes early.

Trying to save a little money when completing a project by purchasing the cheaper of 2 items, only to end up having to go back and purchase the more expensive item anyways. Thus costing significantly more than anticipated because you had to purchase the item twice. Then, getting stuck behind a slow driver while making several trips to purchase said items.

I left the house and the first car I got behind szafranski’d me all the way there.

We were late because we got szafranski’d.

I ended up getting szafranski’d while working on my project.

Szafranski’d by Truman show May 6, 2021

Szafranski’d 

When a project/trip takes far longer than it should take or costs more than it should cost, but only because of outside influences, and things that cannot be prepared for.

Getting stuck behind a driver who goes under the speed limit, doesn’t use turning lanes backing traffic up, and doesn’t appear to be going anywhere, just out driving around to make you late. Thus causing you to wonder whether or not said people are real, or just out to get in the way like in the Truman show.

Example: You have a 30 minute drive ahead, so you leave 40 minutes in advance, get szafranski’d and arrive 1 minute late. Next time you leave 50 minutes in advance, get szafranski’d and still arrive 1 minute late. So next time you leave 1 hour in advance, and then arrive 35 minutes early.

Trying to save a little money when completing a project by purchasing the cheaper of 2 items, only to end up having to go back and purchase the more expensive item anyways. Thus costing significantly more than anticipated because you had to purchase the item twice. Then, getting stuck behind a slow driver while making several trips to purchase said items.

I left the house and the first car I got behind szafranski’d me all the way there.

We were late because we got szafranski’d.

I ended up getting szafranski’d while working on my project.

Szafranski’d by Truman show May 6, 2021

szafranek07 

someone more cringe than meowbahh

szafranek07 is cringe af

szafranek07 by fartgun May 27, 2022