Definitions by ian chode

CheeseGuard 

This is the male foreskin.

Before she could kiss my bell end she had to pull back the CheeseGuard TM.

CheeseGuard by Ian Chode July 13, 2004

poon balloon 

So effectively what we're saying here is condom.

Care for a poon balloon before you ride the hershey highway on your meat motorbike?

poon balloon by Ian Chode July 13, 2004

dick duvet 

1. Foreskin.
2. Condom.

My wife stole the duvet, my rabbi stole my dick duvet!

dick duvet by Ian Chode July 12, 2004

fiblet 

A small lie.

Anyone who says they weren't scared on D-Day is telling fiblets.

fiblet by Ian Chode June 5, 2004

Helmut Lang 

A long helmet.

If I was a fashion designer I'd be Helmut Lang, because I have a very long helmet.

Helmut Lang by Ian Chode May 2, 2004

sausage 

The act of having sex.

They were up all night having sausage. See Blackadder the third ("Sausage Time!")

sausage by Ian Chode March 20, 2004

rear admiral

A senior rank in the Navy.

He was promoted to rear admiral

rear admiral by Ian Chode March 20, 2004