ian's definitions

dicksography

a list of people whom one has had romantic relations with. Ranging from a passionate kiss to sexual intercoarse. 2 a list of people whom one has had sex with.

Jane kissed Tommy, went to second base with Krissy, gave head to Omar, and fucked Will. She has hooked up with only these individuals Therefore Jane's dicksography is: Tommy, Krissy, Omar, and Will.

by Ian December 25, 2004

britax

can be used as an alternative to safe to signify approval or acknowledgement or to refer to something as cool

Originates from the child seat manufacturers who have kept kids 'safe' for years

"Oi wayne, fancy goin' an' nickin' some burberry?" "Yeah britax"

Trev's argos jewellery is well britax

"Hows it goin' Imran" "Yeah, britax"

by ian April 4, 2005

blingblang

the plural of bling bling. exxagerated opulence.

yo, that car is BLING BLANG!

by IAN January 22, 2004

Fup

Fat Upper Pussy, denotes the large roll of flesh directly above the vaginal opening on a large woman.

I didn't even have to work for the big "O". the Fup did all the moving for me!

by Ian May 13, 2005

scousers

the best people in the world..everyone else are wooly back gay asses :( (had ya mum :)

scousers are great and were not wooly backs gay asses :(

by ian January 23, 2004

shnoggy boogens

normally considered the answer to the question "whats goin on?" commonly preceeded by the word "eh"

-hey man hows it goin???

-eh, shnoggy boogens

by ian February 9, 2005

aRtwoing

aRtwoage whilst in the act of performing an R2 move

"i am going to be aRtwoing it all round you this match"

by ian September 16, 2004