Definitions by ian

toolpusher 

The head of the drilling crew on an oil or gas rig. What began as a joke name for the man in charge of the equipment is now an official term for the leadership position.

That old toolpusher has been riding my ass all day about painting those stairs.

toolpusher by Ian May 4, 2004

tour

A 12-hour shift on an oil or gas drilling rig, usually from 12:00-12:00 or 6:00-6:00.

I spent a month offshore working the midnight tour and now my skin is pale as hell.

tour by Ian May 4, 2004

wanksta 

like all rappers.. who aint really gangstas.. just nob heads who act hard... a wanksta is some guy names stan who wanks and his parents being so dumb forget the n on the end of his name

:) had ya ma in bed ya nob ed

wanksta by ian May 3, 2004

what's up 

An interrogative expression used to request a clarification or repetition of something previously said. Used in place of "what?"

Person 1: "You're not paying attention to me."

Person 2: "What's up?"

what's up by Ian May 2, 2004

thacker (n.) 

the act of a woman releasing cum from her asshole that was shot into her after butt fucking.
the cum with usually appear greenish-brownish-yellow.

dude, thackers are nasty.

thacker (n.) by ian April 29, 2004

wayne gretzky

When you're fucking a girl, and all of your buddies are in the closet with hockey uniforms and hockey sticks, and when you climax, they all come out and beat the shit out of the chick.

Dude we taped the Wayne Gretzky last night! bob got arrested!

wayne gretzky by ian April 25, 2004

bog of eternal stench 

minge, pie, snatch, puss, fur purse, bat cave, velvet goldmine, tunnel of love, flaps, love dungeon, hole, pokey space, tampon socket, man hole, mingus, soggy moggy, beaver, mott, front bum, fur bucket, cock holster.

He snatched my pie, raked in my fur purse for loose change, rattled my flaps, left a snail trail through my love dungeon and disappeared into the bog of eternal stench.

bog of eternal stench by Ian April 21, 2004