jolly muncher

Someone who tends to smoke more than his/her portion of a spliff.

a 'jolly muncher' is extremely familiar with phrases like "shit, sorry mate" or "I completely forgot" however it is advised that these apologies fall on deaf ears as their reluctance/refusal to actually buy any weed at all is remarkably unfaltering.

"shit, did you want any of that spliff?" "too late now isn't it? Nice one jolly muncher"

by ian April 04, 2005

skivx

the answer to any question asked. it is adaptable to any situation. sometimes used after "skiv"

Boy 1: What's up?
Boy 2: Skivx.
Boy 1: Oh. Did you see the new Naruto episodes?
Boy 2: Skiv?
Boy 1: Huh?
Boy 2: Skivx!

by Ian July 20, 2003

kreddy

Someone who smokes weed everyday, drinks rum all the time and thinks they're a pirate.

" yo, that kid's baked to shit."
"fucking kreddy."

by Ian April 06, 2005

fret

angry,pissed; adj.

I can't believe he did that, i'm so fret!

by Ian April 04, 2003

rug

Pubic hair. It has been recognized that often a person's pubic hair is the same colour as his or her eyebrows.

Hola baby, does the rug match the curtains?

by ian January 21, 2004

bog of eternal stench

minge, pie, snatch, puss, fur purse, bat cave, velvet goldmine, tunnel of love, flaps, love dungeon, hole, pokey space, tampon socket, man hole, mingus, soggy moggy, beaver, mott, front bum, fur bucket, cock holster.

He snatched my pie, raked in my fur purse for loose change, rattled my flaps, left a snail trail through my love dungeon and disappeared into the bog of eternal stench.

by Ian April 21, 2004

donald rumsfeld

Secretary of Defense under G.W. presidency. The stooge that defended the lack of armor on US tanks in Iraq by saying "...uh... you can have all the armor in the world on a tank... and... that tank can still be blown up."

Alan Colmes: Donald Rumsfeld is a disgrace.
Sean Hannity: HES AN AMERICAN PATRIOT! I WISH TO GIVE HIM ORAL PLEASURE!

by Ian May 13, 2005