iamanthonydean's definitions

Christmonth

Just another name for December, the month which everything becomes about Christmas.

Mike: Hey Joe, merry Christmonth!!!!
Joe: Christmonth?
Mike: Yeah you don’t feel that Christmas vibe everywhere?

Joe: You’re right merry Christmonth!!!

by iamanthonydean December 1, 2019

Cum brain

When you’re in a mental state of horniness and you can’t think straight. Usually the stage before post nut clarity.

Sarah: *out of breath* Did you say you loved me?!?
Bobby: *also out of breath* Oh shit my bad I had cum brain. Sorry I wasn’t thinking straight.

by iamanthonydean January 15, 2021

People-ish

Having the generic characteristics of most people. Featuring but not limited to selfishness, judgmental or being plain with old dumb as hell.

I’m a loner because people can be very people-ish.

by iamanthonydean October 10, 2020

Gong your shlong

Beating your meat, jacking off, playing with the old garden hose. Masturbate.

Sometimes after a long day you just gotta gong your shlong.

by iamanthonydean November 18, 2020

Cap fishing

When I handicapped person tricks you into wanting to be intimate with them due to them not showing you they are handicapped in there photos. Photos from the neck up only.

Sal: Dude did you here about Jim

Nat: Nah what happened?
Sal: He got was a victim of cap fishing. That girl he went on a date with was actually handicapped and he didn’t know because she never said anything.

by iamanthonydean April 10, 2020

Basic math

Something simple that doesn’t need an explanation. Something that is basic, obvious or common sense. Something that isn’t rocket science.

Malcom: what happened wit you and old girl?
Don: She was on some Trump shit and I wasn’t for it. It’s basic math.

by iamanthonydean May 23, 2019

The middle mac

The best part of the Mac and cheese pan. Right in the middle away from the evil corners of the pan.

Grandma: Here you go baby, just like you like it!
Grandson: Ayyye grandma blessed me with the middle mac!

by iamanthonydean March 25, 2019