Face like a roof tilers nail bag

Woman who's face is well and truly weathered.

Don't fancy yours much John, She's got a face like a roof tilers nail bag.

by iamamanufan January 12, 2011

Goes like a Tramp eating a bag of Chips

Referring to women who fuck for Britain.

I hear your wife goes like a Tramp eating a bag of chips!

by iamamanufan September 17, 2012

whip some skull on me

To give head.

Whip some skull on me bitch etc etc

by iamamanufan January 12, 2011

Not worth jack shit

Not worth the trouble or the value

That car's not worth jack shit

by iamamanufan January 12, 2011

Kipper Knickers

Female who's personal hygeine is in question.

Hey look, here comes kipper knickers

by iamamanufan January 12, 2011

pissflaps like wizard's sleeves

To refer to a females labia which hangs down like wizard sleeves.

Christ, you've got pissflaps like wizard's sleeves. (followed by a punch in the mouth)

by iamamanufan January 12, 2011

smoke the blue vein havana

To suck on a penis

Hey Babe, come and smoke the blue vein havana

by iamamanufan January 12, 2011