iTookAHarSHIT's definitions
The absolute worst network known to man. They lure you in with their cheap deals and claim that they are the "leader in 5G" but in reality, they are run by the demons of hell and they want to trap you for life.
Satan: Hmm, what should we call it?
Demon King: Maybe T-Mobile, because T can mean trash and mobile can be the thing that we screw up.
Demon King: Maybe T-Mobile, because T can mean trash and mobile can be the thing that we screw up.
by iTookAHarSHIT July 28, 2021

The most pointless form of communication known to man. It attracts stupid teenagers and college students for god knows what reason. So you can only see texts once? So you get scored for how much you use Snapchat? So you send a blank "snap" just to keep a streak, and you're proud of your 422 day streak that you call a friendship? So it is what stupid college girls use to throw away their time?
by iTookAHarSHIT April 15, 2021
