i swear to god i'm not drunk's definitions

as fuck

A phrase inserted after any adjective to make it stronger.

I'm drunk as fuck.
I'm horny as fuck.
I'm tired as fuck.
I'm blazed as fuck.
I'm screwed as fuck.

by i swear to god i'm not drunk December 28, 2005

opinion

"an opinion is like a rectum. everyone has one, but each of them stinks."

in my honest and humble opinion, your opinion stinks.

by i swear to god i'm not drunk December 29, 2005

The Arcade Fire

Montreal band that writes some really beautiful lyrics and songs that are so beautiful and elegiac that they stick in your head for weeks at a time. Live performances can only be described by awesome, mind-blowingly energetic, heart-breakingly moving.

The Arcade Fire is one of the best bands I've heard in years.

by i swear to god i'm not drunk December 28, 2005

cocksucker

One who enjoys screwing you over or leaving you to the dogs of Hell.

That cocksucker sexiled me last night. What an asshole.

by i swear to god i'm not drunk December 28, 2005

mr. bean

a hilarious british TV comedy that was cancelled, if it has been cancelled. mr. bean is played by rowan atkinson who is also in the movies love actually and bean. in my opinion, one of the funniest British TV shows to be cancelled.

made into an fiscally unsuccessful movie starring rowan atkinson and the crazy dude from ghostbusters.

i like the episode where mr. bean falls asleep during church on his knees and face on the floor and he sneezes and has to use the inside of his pocket as a handkerchief.

by i swear to god i'm not drunk December 29, 2005

smile

A facial expression implemented by girls to kill and enslave entire populations.

Her smile killed me.

by i swear to god i'm not drunk February 21, 2005

napoleon dynamite

a movie that i personally enjoyed for its oddball humor.

a movie that some people hate just because a lot of buttholes quote it all the time and just because it's popular. hating napoleon dynamite just because a lot of other people like it is a bad reason to hate it. it's like hating peanut butter or jelly just because it's popular.

i watched napoleon dynamite and thought it was funny and a good movie overall. if you don't like my opinion, tough luck.

by i swear to god i'm not drunk December 29, 2005