Definitions by i swear to god i'm not drunk

as fuck 

A phrase inserted after any adjective to make it stronger.

I'm drunk as fuck.
I'm horny as fuck.
I'm tired as fuck.
I'm blazed as fuck.
I'm screwed as fuck.

as fuck by i swear to god i'm not drunk December 28, 2005

roommate 

the most annoying fucker ever

my roommate is the most annoying fucker to date. he used to sexile me every other day, didn't care if i couldn't get into my room while they were fucking changing, until i told them to fuck in her room. inconsiderate bastard. he also expects me to go to bed at the same time he does; he asks me every single fucking night what time i want to go to bed. he tells me to work on my fucking homework the next night just because he says he can't sleep as well with the computer on. i work on my homework in the computer lab where i don't have to put up with his peevish presence. he said that it would be funny if my cello got stolen, which it did. turns out somebody down the hall did it as a joke. scared the hell out of the motherfucker. fucking deserved it.

roommate by i swear to god i'm not drunk December 28, 2005

The Arcade Fire 

Montreal band that writes some really beautiful lyrics and songs that are so beautiful and elegiac that they stick in your head for weeks at a time. Live performances can only be described by awesome, mind-blowingly energetic, heart-breakingly moving.

The Arcade Fire is one of the best bands I've heard in years.

The Arcade Fire by i swear to god i'm not drunk December 28, 2005

pfffuck 

an expression of extreme annoyance, exasperation, or frustration that combines pfff with fuck.

pfffuck. i have a discrete math final tomorrow and i haven't even started studying for it.

pfffuck by i swear to god i'm not drunk December 28, 2005

hand 

A bludgeoning implement

My friend gave me a beatdown with his hand.

hand by i swear to god i'm not drunk February 22, 2005

never 

1. a fucking long time
2. the amount of time it will take a girl to love me
3. often an answer to my question of "will you talk to this pathetic lost soul?"

1. Never say never!
2. I will never get this girl to love me.
3.
I: Will you talk to this pathetic lost soul?
You: Never.
I: Fuck.

never by i swear to god i'm not drunk February 21, 2005

smile 

A facial expression implemented by girls to kill and enslave entire populations.

Her smile killed me.

smile by i swear to god i'm not drunk February 21, 2005