cocksucker

One who enjoys screwing you over or leaving you to the dogs of Hell.

That cocksucker sexiled me last night. What an asshole.

by i swear to god i'm not drunk November 08, 2005

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pfffuck

an expression of extreme annoyance, exasperation, or frustration that combines pfff with fuck.

pfffuck. i have a discrete math final tomorrow and i haven't even started studying for it.

by i swear to god i'm not drunk December 18, 2005

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roommate

the most annoying fucker ever

my roommate is the most annoying fucker to date. he used to sexile me every other day, didn't care if i couldn't get into my room while they were fucking changing, until i told them to fuck in her room. inconsiderate bastard. he also expects me to go to bed at the same time he does; he asks me every single fucking night what time i want to go to bed. he tells me to work on my fucking homework the next night just because he says he can't sleep as well with the computer on. i work on my homework in the computer lab where i don't have to put up with his peevish presence. he said that it would be funny if my cello got stolen, which it did. turns out somebody down the hall did it as a joke. scared the hell out of the motherfucker. fucking deserved it.

by i swear to god i'm not drunk December 07, 2005

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