Definitions by i hate sjws
Baltimorgue
A derogatory term for Baltimore. Due to its high murder rate, it came to a point when morgues can no longer clean and store the dead bodies they recieve every year
Non-nigger #1: So the riots just happened, then what????
Non-nigger #2: That's Baltimorgue, no need to say "what?". Niggers ran that city for decades
Non-nigger #2: That's Baltimorgue, no need to say "what?". Niggers ran that city for decades
Baltimorgue by i hate sjws October 16, 2018
Shoot-O-Rahm-A
An insulting term for the city of Chicago and its mayor Rahm Emanuel to describe the numerous shooting sprees that happen across the city, especially in the South Side and the West Side. Originates from heyjackass.com, a website that displays all statistics about crime in Chicago, especially gun-related incidents, in a way to criticize the people who run the municipal administration of the city for such strict gun laws
Man not from Chicago #1: Man, it's a damn Shoot-O-Rahm-A in this nasty-ass city!!!
Man not from Chicago #2: At least it's not like St. Louis, Detroit or Memphis
Man not from Chicago #1: What's the difference asshole??? It's still a shithole, and you better not move there!!!!
Man not from Chicago #2: At least it's not like St. Louis, Detroit or Memphis
Man not from Chicago #1: What's the difference asshole??? It's still a shithole, and you better not move there!!!!
Shoot-O-Rahm-A by i hate sjws October 16, 2018
Cunt
An everyday insult/friendly call to someone everywhere that is not Canada or America (unless if you're in Quebec). Most appropriate in Britain as an insult while most appropriate in Australia (sometimes also in New Zealand) as a friendly call. In Australia, due to the use of such word, the word "mate" now is an insult
Sick Cunt 1: Waddup cunt?
Sick Cunt 2: I'm all fine mate
British Bloke: Ay cunt, how ya doing?
North American Feminist: I'm calling the police
British Bloke: Ya fucking racist mate
British lad 1: Fite me faggot
British lad 2: Piss off cunt
Sick Cunt 2: I'm all fine mate
British Bloke: Ay cunt, how ya doing?
North American Feminist: I'm calling the police
British Bloke: Ya fucking racist mate
British lad 1: Fite me faggot
British lad 2: Piss off cunt
Cunt by i hate sjws August 17, 2018
Torontard
Typically what the rest of Canada calls a person from Toronto. Strongly attributed to the hostility of Canadians towards this city due to many factors:
- Center of Canada/Universe mentality
- Bland city
- Most corporates and businesses, either Canadian or foreign, are established there
- The capital city of Ontario, which the province alone has a third of the Canadian population, being 13 million
- The metro area contains about six million people, roughly a sixth of the Canadian population
- Worst car traffic in the Western world
- The Golden Horseshoe, the name attributed to the region where Toronto is located, contains 9 million people, roughly a quarter of the Canadian population
- A magnet for immigrants, millenials and hipsters, basically making it less and less Canadian
But of course saying this is offensive to a Torontonian because of the "Center of Canada/Universe" mentality
- Center of Canada/Universe mentality
- Bland city
- Most corporates and businesses, either Canadian or foreign, are established there
- The capital city of Ontario, which the province alone has a third of the Canadian population, being 13 million
- The metro area contains about six million people, roughly a sixth of the Canadian population
- Worst car traffic in the Western world
- The Golden Horseshoe, the name attributed to the region where Toronto is located, contains 9 million people, roughly a quarter of the Canadian population
- A magnet for immigrants, millenials and hipsters, basically making it less and less Canadian
But of course saying this is offensive to a Torontonian because of the "Center of Canada/Universe" mentality
Man #1: Man, Torontards are ruining this fucking city, and so with this wonderful country!!!!
Man #2: At least Torontwat is better than Detoilet and Shitcongo
Man #2: At least Torontwat is better than Detoilet and Shitcongo
Torontard by i hate sjws July 25, 2018
Roadman
A kid (usually between 7-30) who gave up on school and decides to adopt the typical gangster life in the British Isles (more accurately in England, but these can also be found in Wales, Scotland and Ireland). Like Gopniks from Russia and the Slavic world, they're usually found in Adidas tracksuits and white shoes, but they're sometimes found with North Face tops (or variants of these coats) along with a beanie on their head. Like their Slavic counterparts, which they usually live in blocs (blocs being apartment buildings built during the Communist era), they live in similar buildings across the UK. Other than these low-quality skyscrapers (like the Grenfell Tower, the one that burned down from the fourth floor), they are also found around fast food joints, back alleyways and supermarkets, especially Tesco. These people also have a unique style of music (generally being MC) and their own street vocabulary.
If these roadmen are under 18, most of them would actually just be wannabes born from parents who genuinely pay for a living, like the ones across North America which they are usually white kids thinking that they are 100% black and want to live in environments such as NY, LA and such. A notorious event of these kids would be the death of a Polish man by a group of teenagers because he spoke Polish.
If these roadmen are under 18, most of them would actually just be wannabes born from parents who genuinely pay for a living, like the ones across North America which they are usually white kids thinking that they are 100% black and want to live in environments such as NY, LA and such. A notorious event of these kids would be the death of a Polish man by a group of teenagers because he spoke Polish.
Roadman 1: Ya want sum weed mate??
Roadman 2: Ah sure why not??? I'm getting innit cuz!!
Local: Oi you fucking cunts don't stay around my fucking house ya little skunks!!!
Roadman 1: Oi bruv if you keep shouting loud I'll shank ur nan you fucking bellend!!
Local: Okay then. (pulls out shotgun) What's your names??? I wanna call ya mums!!
Roadmen: *run away like pussies* Oh shit shit shit better not put us in trouble
Roadman 2: Ah sure why not??? I'm getting innit cuz!!
Local: Oi you fucking cunts don't stay around my fucking house ya little skunks!!!
Roadman 1: Oi bruv if you keep shouting loud I'll shank ur nan you fucking bellend!!
Local: Okay then. (pulls out shotgun) What's your names??? I wanna call ya mums!!
Roadmen: *run away like pussies* Oh shit shit shit better not put us in trouble
Roadman by i hate sjws May 10, 2018
Florida Woman
The female version of Florida Man. At least she doesn't do many dumb outrageous crimes but still, this is Florida
Examples:
- Florida Woman arrested after pelting brother with chicken nuggets
- Florida Woman who doesn't speak Spanish sues for discrimination after she's denied job as a Spanish teacher
- Florida Woman fights to keep her pet alligator who wears clothes and "rides" ATVs.
- Florida Woman drives dead daughter to West Virginia
- Florida Woman beats up racist pregnant woman in hotel lobby
- Florida Woman arrested after pelting brother with chicken nuggets
- Florida Woman who doesn't speak Spanish sues for discrimination after she's denied job as a Spanish teacher
- Florida Woman fights to keep her pet alligator who wears clothes and "rides" ATVs.
- Florida Woman drives dead daughter to West Virginia
- Florida Woman beats up racist pregnant woman in hotel lobby
Florida Woman by i hate sjws April 19, 2018
Western Spy
A non-Slav white person hiding among other Slavs. They are easy to spot by a lot of things such as: dislike of vodka or/and kvass, not eating shelled semechki, and squatting with his feet not being flat to the ground
Boris: What are you doing blin???
Vadim: I'm squatting cyka. Now bring me vodka.
Boris: This is not true squatting pizdec!!!!
Vadim: (pulls out unshelled semechki and eats it)
Boris: Get out you Western Spy!!!!
Vadim: I'm squatting cyka. Now bring me vodka.
Boris: This is not true squatting pizdec!!!!
Vadim: (pulls out unshelled semechki and eats it)
Boris: Get out you Western Spy!!!!
Western Spy by i hate sjws February 25, 2018