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Baltimorgue

A derogatory term for Baltimore. Due to its high murder rate, it came to a point when morgues can no longer clean and store the dead bodies they recieve every year

Non-nigger #1: So the riots just happened, then what????
Non-nigger #2: That's Baltimorgue, no need to say "what?". Niggers ran that city for decades

by i hate sjws October 16, 2018

Shoot-O-Rahm-A

An insulting term for the city of Chicago and its mayor Rahm Emanuel to describe the numerous shooting sprees that happen across the city, especially in the South Side and the West Side. Originates from heyjackass.com, a website that displays all statistics about crime in Chicago, especially gun-related incidents, in a way to criticize the people who run the municipal administration of the city for such strict gun laws

Man not from Chicago #1: Man, it's a damn Shoot-O-Rahm-A in this nasty-ass city!!!
Man not from Chicago #2: At least it's not like St. Louis, Detroit or Memphis
Man not from Chicago #1: What's the difference asshole??? It's still a shithole, and you better not move there!!!!

by i hate sjws October 16, 2018

hamburger pls

A scream/quote that Pink Guy will often scream when coming inside a hamburger joint. These hamburger joints can be these:
- McDonald's
- Burger King
- Wendy's
- Whataburger
- Carl's Jr
- Dairy Queen
- Hooters
- Burger Town

Pink Guy: CAN I HABE DE HAMBURGER PLS!!!!!!!!
McDonald's employee : What the fuck????

by i hate sjws June 4, 2017

Florida Woman

The female version of Florida Man. At least she doesn't do many dumb outrageous crimes but still, this is Florida

Examples:
- Florida Woman arrested after pelting brother with chicken nuggets
- Florida Woman who doesn't speak Spanish sues for discrimination after she's denied job as a Spanish teacher
- Florida Woman fights to keep her pet alligator who wears clothes and "rides" ATVs.
- Florida Woman drives dead daughter to West Virginia
- Florida Woman beats up racist pregnant woman in hotel lobby

by i hate sjws April 19, 2018

Safari Man

A Japanese character appearing in the Filthy Frank Show, which appears to be Filthy Frank's only human friend living inside his apartment. He speaks very fluent Japanese but with innaccurate English subtitles appearing on screen. Filthy Frank sometimes calls him an asshole

For example in "WEEABOOS" :
Safari Man : (speaks in Japanese)
Translation : I love pussy
English Subtitles: We have to run

by i hate sjws June 4, 2017

E.T.

An alien character in the Filthy Frank Show. He claimed that humans kept him away from going back on Earth. Sometimes, he jacks off to the Avatar movie, which he leaves marks of his semen on Frank's MacBook. He surely loves cocaine, but may have died once from it. He generally speaks with telepathy

COCAINE IS FUCKING AWESOME - E.T.

by i hate sjws June 5, 2017

Commiefornia

A term used to describe all the far-left policies that California has ever created in the country. Their policies may be more radical than in Canada, but it'll once be more liberal than in Europe overall. People wished that it actually becomes independent, but the people inside this state will keep voting against Calexit to stay in America to run over the economy. And this is why right wingers in California want to create the state of Jefferson.

Left-winger: Come to California. They say it's all cool down there
Right-winger: Fuck no. I don't want to come to Commiefornia. I don't want to get harrassed by Feminazis and SJWs. Plus I don't have any gun rights to scare them away

by i hate sjws February 5, 2018