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Shoot-O-Rahm-A

An insulting term for the city of Chicago and its mayor Rahm Emanuel to describe the numerous shooting sprees that happen across the city, especially in the South Side and the West Side. Originates from heyjackass.com, a website that displays all statistics about crime in Chicago, especially gun-related incidents, in a way to criticize the people who run the municipal administration of the city for such strict gun laws

Man not from Chicago #1: Man, it's a damn Shoot-O-Rahm-A in this nasty-ass city!!!
Man not from Chicago #2: At least it's not like St. Louis, Detroit or Memphis
Man not from Chicago #1: What's the difference asshole??? It's still a shithole, and you better not move there!!!!

by i hate sjws October 16, 2018

Baltimorgue

A derogatory term for Baltimore. Due to its high murder rate, it came to a point when morgues can no longer clean and store the dead bodies they recieve every year

Non-nigger #1: So the riots just happened, then what????
Non-nigger #2: That's Baltimorgue, no need to say "what?". Niggers ran that city for decades

by i hate sjws October 16, 2018

hamburger pls

A scream/quote that Pink Guy will often scream when coming inside a hamburger joint. These hamburger joints can be these:
- McDonald's
- Burger King
- Wendy's
- Whataburger
- Carl's Jr
- Dairy Queen
- Hooters
- Burger Town

Pink Guy: CAN I HABE DE HAMBURGER PLS!!!!!!!!
McDonald's employee : What the fuck????

by i hate sjws June 4, 2017

Filthy Frank Show

Commonly called: "The worst show on the internet". Hosted by Filthy Frank which the scenario is based out of irrelevant nature, which most of it happens indoors. Filthy Frank also claimed that this show will give you suicidal thoughts

Fan: Thanks Papa Franku. The Filthy Frank Show made me feel a lot better
Filthy Frank: Thank you but THE SHOW IS LITTERALLY THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT YOU SHOULD FEEL RIGHT NOW

by i hate sjws June 4, 2017

Florida Woman

The female version of Florida Man. At least she doesn't do many dumb outrageous crimes but still, this is Florida

Examples:
- Florida Woman arrested after pelting brother with chicken nuggets
- Florida Woman who doesn't speak Spanish sues for discrimination after she's denied job as a Spanish teacher
- Florida Woman fights to keep her pet alligator who wears clothes and "rides" ATVs.
- Florida Woman drives dead daughter to West Virginia
- Florida Woman beats up racist pregnant woman in hotel lobby

by i hate sjws April 19, 2018

Cunt

An everyday insult/friendly call to someone everywhere that is not Canada or America (unless if you're in Quebec). Most appropriate in Britain as an insult while most appropriate in Australia (sometimes also in New Zealand) as a friendly call. In Australia, due to the use of such word, the word "mate" now is an insult

Sick Cunt 1: Waddup cunt?
Sick Cunt 2: I'm all fine mate

British Bloke: Ay cunt, how ya doing?
North American Feminist: I'm calling the police
British Bloke: Ya fucking racist mate

British lad 1: Fite me faggot
British lad 2: Piss off cunt

by i hate sjws August 17, 2018

E.T.

An alien character in the Filthy Frank Show. He claimed that humans kept him away from going back on Earth. Sometimes, he jacks off to the Avatar movie, which he leaves marks of his semen on Frank's MacBook. He surely loves cocaine, but may have died once from it. He generally speaks with telepathy

COCAINE IS FUCKING AWESOME - E.T.

by i hate sjws June 5, 2017