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Filthy Frank Show

Commonly called: "The worst show on the internet". Hosted by Filthy Frank which the scenario is based out of irrelevant nature, which most of it happens indoors. Filthy Frank also claimed that this show will give you suicidal thoughts
Fan: Thanks Papa Franku. The Filthy Frank Show made me feel a lot better
Filthy Frank: Thank you but THE SHOW IS LITTERALLY THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT YOU SHOULD FEEL RIGHT NOW
by i hate sjws June 4, 2017
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hamburger pls

A scream/quote that Pink Guy will often scream when coming inside a hamburger joint. These hamburger joints can be these:
- McDonald's
- Burger King
- Wendy's
- Whataburger
- Carl's Jr
- Dairy Queen
- Hooters
- Burger Town
Pink Guy: CAN I HABE DE HAMBURGER PLS!!!!!!!!
McDonald's employee : What the fuck????
by i hate sjws June 4, 2017
mugGet the hamburger plsmug.

Shoot-O-Rahm-A

An insulting term for the city of Chicago and its mayor Rahm Emanuel to describe the numerous shooting sprees that happen across the city, especially in the South Side and the West Side. Originates from heyjackass.com, a website that displays all statistics about crime in Chicago, especially gun-related incidents, in a way to criticize the people who run the municipal administration of the city for such strict gun laws
Man not from Chicago #1: Man, it's a damn Shoot-O-Rahm-A in this nasty-ass city!!!
Man not from Chicago #2: At least it's not like St. Louis, Detroit or Memphis
Man not from Chicago #1: What's the difference asshole??? It's still a shithole, and you better not move there!!!!
by i hate sjws October 16, 2018
mugGet the Shoot-O-Rahm-Amug.

Florida Man

A key word used a lot to describe all the weird news stories about random Floridians committing weird and dumb crimes, due to the state law regarding freedom of press about the fact that every police or court case must be public. Most of these weird stories, however, are related to white Florida men, the police and drugs. Due to this, this is why people outside Florida hate Florida. Can also be used as Florida Woman.
Examples:
- Florida Man lights off fireworks inside Wendy's restaurant
- Florida Man caught watching solar eclipse while stealing car
- Florida Man swings 4ft alligator towards customers
- Florida Man attempts to steal car that isn't working until police arrived
- Florida Woman arrested for pelting brother with chicken nuggets
- Florida Man bites head off hamster
- Florida Man has sex while stealing trailer
- Florida Man attempts to swallow bag of weed while being pulled over by police
- Florida Man banned from beach after allegedly giving sugardaddy business cards to young girls
- Florida Man pissed that AT&T trucks are working outside his house, shoots tires
- Florida Man accidentally kills girlfriend after thinking it was a hog
- Florida Man beats up accused rapist in front of deputies
- Naked Florida Man breaks into neighbor's house to top his burgers with sesame seeds
- Florida Man poops into jewelry parking lot
by i hate sjws August 26, 2017
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Western Spy

A non-Slav white person hiding among other Slavs. They are easy to spot by a lot of things such as: dislike of vodka or/and kvass, not eating shelled semechki, and squatting with his feet not being flat to the ground
Boris: What are you doing blin???
Vadim: I'm squatting cyka. Now bring me vodka.
Boris: This is not true squatting pizdec!!!!
Vadim: (pulls out unshelled semechki and eats it)
Boris: Get out you Western Spy!!!!
by i hate sjws February 25, 2018
mugGet the Western Spymug.

Baltimorgue

A derogatory term for Baltimore. Due to its high murder rate, it came to a point when morgues can no longer clean and store the dead bodies they recieve every year
Non-nigger #1: So the riots just happened, then what????
Non-nigger #2: That's Baltimorgue, no need to say "what?". Niggers ran that city for decades
by i hate sjws October 16, 2018
mugGet the Baltimorguemug.

E.T.

An alien character in the Filthy Frank Show. He claimed that humans kept him away from going back on Earth. Sometimes, he jacks off to the Avatar movie, which he leaves marks of his semen on Frank's MacBook. He surely loves cocaine, but may have died once from it. He generally speaks with telepathy
by i hate sjws June 5, 2017
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