red october

When you partake in intercourse with a female during her menstrual period. When you pull out the member from the female it is covered in mense, at this time, she shove the member in the nose and skeet into her nazal passage.
My grandma came over and i asked her if i could give her a red october, she informed me that she has gone through menopause, but her daughter would be honered to recieve a red october from the worlds smallest cock.
by Hot Karl March 26, 2004
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Deke-ify

1. To make something more Deke. 2. To say something in the IDS that makes you sound like a momo. 3. A type of cake found in the netherregions of the Pyranees Mountains.
Yo, when Cullen was talking in the paper today, he was totally Deke-ifying.
by Hot Karl December 12, 2003
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Squirrel Masta

Spastic movement, peculiar rodent stench and an affinity for hoarding nuts. Telepathic reign over squirrels and rodents. aka The leader of the rodent world.
Stop wigging out you fucking SQUIRREL MASTA!
by Hot Karl February 15, 2004
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crusty trombone

a rusty trombone except the "mouthpiece" is exceptionally dirty
she was sure in for a surpise when i hadn't wiped in a few days, and she played the crusty trombone.
by hot karl August 11, 2003
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spitting

the act of inserting a funnel into the female partners anus then pouring water or any liquid substance down through the funnel, then the male waits until the female analy bambards(farts) all the water out into a mist on the males face.
Karl waited for Merdel to spit mist on to his face.
by Hot Karl June 16, 2003
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spinning web

yeeha, after watchin' my sister fuck my best friend, i gotta go spin some web. fucker
by hot karl February 11, 2004
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rambling bear

a homosexual with a large amount of body hair who is naked at a homosexual orgy. He walks around the orgy and has anal and oral sex with anyone who is willing.
That Karl he's a rambling bear he must have corn holed a dozens guys at that orgy last night.
by Hot Karl May 13, 2005
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