by hoodrat November 30, 2005
Unable to reach online resources such as google, mapquest, or myspace either because your internet connection is down or because you're unable to get to a computer. This might precipitate the need to call a friend and use them as a Tank.
My motherboard fried and I've been netblind ever since. The email must be piled up to my nipples by now.
I can't get you his phone number, it's on myspace and i'm netblind at the minute.
I can't get you his phone number, it's on myspace and i'm netblind at the minute.
by hoodrat December 15, 2005
Implies that ones worldview is either clouded or clairified by alcohol. In the tradition of rose colored glasses, yet far more delusional.
Of course she's hot... you're seeing her through beer colored glasses. That's also why she looks thin.
by hoodrat December 02, 2005
Noun. A plastic bag (usually from a grocery store, bodega or other ghetto-mart) that has been inflated and borne aloft by the wind, giving it a jellyfish like appearance. Common in neighborhoods where littering is acceptable but walking on a sidewalk isn't.
I almost ran over that ho because she stepped out infront of me right as an urban jellyfish splatted up against my windshield.
by hoodrat January 04, 2005
Oliver is a very nice guy. He usually has blonde hair and blue or green eyes. He is a flirt with all the girls but usually has someone special on his mind.
friend 1: He’s pretty hot
friend 2: Thats Oliver’s! It sucks though because he likes Porscha.
friend 1: I’ll change that...
friend 2: Thats Oliver’s! It sucks though because he likes Porscha.
friend 1: I’ll change that...
by hoodrat November 14, 2019