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Like a shittier version of Comcast, however Verizon is a phone and DSL company, while Comcast provides cable television and internet services.
Verizon's cell phone technical support people are total n00bs, to the point where I know more about what's wrong than they do.
Verizon's DSL service has been reported to slow down below its rated 3.0 mbps speed, once you commit to a full year of the DSL service (to save approximately $15/month). If you search Google, you'll find many forums filled with frustrated people who have to wait forever to get through to tech support.
Verizon lures its customers into its DSL service by offering a low monthly price of $30/month (1 year commitment required) for service competitive to Comcast's 4 mbps, which is priced at $43/month.
Verizon lures cell phone customers by providing free in-network calling, and rebates on cell phone prices. They also say their service is the most reliable wireless network.
Verizon's cell phone technical support people are total n00bs, to the point where I know more about what's wrong than they do.
Verizon's DSL service has been reported to slow down below its rated 3.0 mbps speed, once you commit to a full year of the DSL service (to save approximately $15/month). If you search Google, you'll find many forums filled with frustrated people who have to wait forever to get through to tech support.
Verizon lures its customers into its DSL service by offering a low monthly price of $30/month (1 year commitment required) for service competitive to Comcast's 4 mbps, which is priced at $43/month.
Verizon lures cell phone customers by providing free in-network calling, and rebates on cell phone prices. They also say their service is the most reliable wireless network.
Verizon has a monopoly similar to Comcast's. Wouldn't it be funny if they merged and then you'd have even FEWER choices for internet access?
by Home slice September 16, 2005
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2) Also used as an insult to tell someone how skinny and frail their legs are.
2) Also used as an insult to tell someone how skinny and frail their legs are.
1) Yo, Andrew Skinny Arms has stick legs! So do some other people!
2) Haha! You have stick legs! Why don't you eat some dessert!
2) Haha! You have stick legs! Why don't you eat some dessert!
by Home slice October 27, 2004
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Similar to cuntbasket.
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by Home slice May 16, 2005
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by Home slice September 6, 2005
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Jose: twat!!
Me: cooch!
Jose: hippo hips!
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As you can see, when Jose and I talk online, we insult each other, by calling each other names such as (but not limited to): twat, cooch, pickle wiper, etc.
Jose: twat!!
Me: cooch!
Jose: hippo hips!
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As you can see, when Jose and I talk online, we insult each other, by calling each other names such as (but not limited to): twat, cooch, pickle wiper, etc.
by Home slice February 22, 2005
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Get the cornbread mug.1. One who wishes to be considered by society as a member of the opposite sex, because they have the external genitalia and secondary sexual characteristics of one sex, but their personal identification and psychosocial configuration is that of the opposite sex.
2. One who has undergone a sex change
2. One who has undergone a sex change
by Home slice September 14, 2005
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