hoboace's definitions

Avril-Hater

An Avril-Hater can come in two forms. They're a person who:

A) is over thirteen
OR
B) has an IQ above 100 and doesn't have to buy every single bit of genero-pop record companies put out.

Avril-fan 1: Ooooo mi god, hes sukh an avril-hater! It make me so angy i wan 2 go sk8-bored baly!
Avril-fan 2: Gracious me! I've just heard some actual music. With you know, meaning and an actual rhyme-scheme. I've got to go return this tie to my brother.

by hoboace October 11, 2007

california

Only state in the union that's more satisfied with itself than Texas, Virginia, and all of the New England States combined.

person A: I'm from California, LOVE ME!!!!
person B: Why are you patting yourself on the back?

by hoboace December 9, 2007

Non-conformist

Anyone who is not swayed by public opinion. They could be the nerdy kids who go to the downtown library or a the religious kid or anyone.
Ironically, there is a sub-set of conformism where people will start wearing all black, get a couple piercings, and start listening to goth music while telling people they are "non-conformists." These people are really, really annoying.

He started listening to Voltaire, he thinks he's such a non-conformist,but he's just following a different crowd.

by hoboace October 8, 2007

SDK

Abbreviation of "Still don't know." Used as a second IDK ("I Don't Know")

Eric: What's your favorite toothpaste?
Steven: IDK
Eric: What's your favorite motor oil?
Steven: SDK

by hoboace January 10, 2009

Knee-Beard

The extra leg hair (typically found on males) found beneath the knee that is thicker and sometimes darker than the rest of the leg hair. Knee-beards do not extend into the shin or move up from the top of the knee.

Dude, I just used conditioner on my knee-beard.

by hoboace February 17, 2008

sparta kick

1. The act of kicking someone in the chest after they incorrectly identify something with an "a" at the end.

2. Kicking someone in the chest.

Both derived from the famed scene in 300

1-
Person A: Aww, I see you're playing a xylophone.
Person B: THIS IS MARIMBAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

2-
Dude did you see that UFC fight? That guy just totally got sparta kicked.

by hoboace December 27, 2007

New York

To the general public:
A large city on the United State's east coast

To the people who live there:
The center of the universe

Public:
I've got a 4:30 flight to New York tomorrow.

Residents:
Other cities? What do you mean?

by hoboace October 11, 2007