string cheese

SUPER DELICIOUSNESS IN A PLASTIC WRAP!!!!!!!! YOU PEEL OFF THE UNEDIBLE AND UNINTERESTING WRAPPER THEN YOU CAN PROCEED TO HAVE FUN WITH THE STICK OF CHEESE'S EXTREMELY INTERESTING STRINGY QUALITY. YOU CAN PEEL IT APART LIKE STRINGS! HOW AWESOME IS THAT?!?!? HOW DO THEY MAKE SUCH AN OBJECT THAT IS BOTH FUN AND UBER DELICIOUS???!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Person 1: hey man just got back from the grocery store. here's your string cheese
Person 2: GIMME GIMME GIMMMMMMME IT NOWWWW
by hoagly January 16, 2011
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roflplane

Like a roflcopter, except with a plane instead of a helicopter
Person 1: that noob killed me...
Person 2: ROFLPLANE!!!!!!!
Person 1: what?
by hoagly January 16, 2011
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starly

Extremely annoying pokemon that shows up every 2 seconds when you have just began playing pokemon diamond/pearl. Teamed up with bidoof one day in the tall grass and now both are working together to annoy beginners so much that they quit pokemon forever and the world will be a happier place. They can also fly, i think.
AUUGHHH STUPID STARLY KEEPS ON ATTACKING ME EVERY 2 SECONDS!!!!!!!!!
by hoagly January 16, 2011
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571

Other area code for northern VA that is much less popular than the GODLY 703 area code. 703 is prefered over 571 because a 571 looks like an outcast in a region full of 703s. 571s are usually only found in cell phone numbers, but even people with cell phones attempt to not get a 571 to look different and instead get the normal looking 703.
Person 1: Here's my number 571 XXX-XXXX

Person 2: eww... 571............
by hoagly January 16, 2011
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pokemon addict

One who is a complete addict to the childish TV show and card game Pokemon. This certain person is so addicted that they will steal money from their parents to get the latest cards/games from Pokemon. They will have downloaded all existing mp3 Pokemon songs into their iPods and rock out to them.
Brother: Shhh don't tell mom i'm taking her money. I need to get the new booster packs!
Sister: You're a pokemon addict...
Brother: Wuz that? I couldn't hear you over my Pokemon songs.
by hoagly December 25, 2010
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fried turkeys

The product you recieve from frying a turkey. Has anyone even tried this yet?
No one has tried to make fried turkeys yet. There can't be a definition.
by hoagly January 16, 2011
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candy bars

Sugar filled snacks that taste sooo good. Open the wrapper, take a bite, you're in heaven.
Ohh some snickers candy bars. (eats) YUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
by hoagly January 16, 2011
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