hoagly's definitions

stupid asian

Clearly an oxymoron, as no such thing may exist. The day one exists is the day the universe will explode from sheer confusion.

Person 1: LOL this asian guy in my math class couldn't answer this easy calculus problem! Stupid asian!

The world explodes.

by hoagly January 16, 2011

string cheese

SUPER DELICIOUSNESS IN A PLASTIC WRAP!!!!!!!! YOU PEEL OFF THE UNEDIBLE AND UNINTERESTING WRAPPER THEN YOU CAN PROCEED TO HAVE FUN WITH THE STICK OF CHEESE'S EXTREMELY INTERESTING STRINGY QUALITY. YOU CAN PEEL IT APART LIKE STRINGS! HOW AWESOME IS THAT?!?!? HOW DO THEY MAKE SUCH AN OBJECT THAT IS BOTH FUN AND UBER DELICIOUS???!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Person 1: hey man just got back from the grocery store. here's your string cheese
Person 2: GIMME GIMME GIMMMMMMME IT NOWWWW

by hoagly January 16, 2011

single rainbow

Just like a double rainbow, only with half the rainbow, half the tears, and half the intense orgasm. Also known as a "rainbow". When people see a single rainbow, they don't start crying or singing, but instead go "hey look a rainbow" and then continue on with their lives.

Person 1: single rainbow all the way, across the sky... YEAAH-
Person 2: It doesn't work like that...

by hoagly January 16, 2011

fried turkeys

The product you recieve from frying a turkey. Has anyone even tried this yet?

No one has tried to make fried turkeys yet. There can't be a definition.

by hoagly January 16, 2011

pokemon addict

One who is a complete addict to the childish TV show and card game Pokemon. This certain person is so addicted that they will steal money from their parents to get the latest cards/games from Pokemon. They will have downloaded all existing mp3 Pokemon songs into their iPods and rock out to them.

Brother: Shhh don't tell mom i'm taking her money. I need to get the new booster packs!
Sister: You're a pokemon addict...
Brother: Wuz that? I couldn't hear you over my Pokemon songs.

by hoagly December 25, 2010

571

Other area code for northern VA that is much less popular than the GODLY 703 area code. 703 is prefered over 571 because a 571 looks like an outcast in a region full of 703s. 571s are usually only found in cell phone numbers, but even people with cell phones attempt to not get a 571 to look different and instead get the normal looking 703.

Person 1: Here's my number 571 XXX-XXXX

Person 2: eww... 571............

by hoagly January 16, 2011

starly

Extremely annoying pokemon that shows up every 2 seconds when you have just began playing pokemon diamond/pearl. Teamed up with bidoof one day in the tall grass and now both are working together to annoy beginners so much that they quit pokemon forever and the world will be a happier place. They can also fly, i think.

AUUGHHH STUPID STARLY KEEPS ON ATTACKING ME EVERY 2 SECONDS!!!!!!!!!

by hoagly January 16, 2011