heywood's definitions

jizzmopper

The person that cleans the windows in the porno booth once you're done with the show and refills all the stuff like Kleenex.

Remmy the jizzmopper made good money, but he had to spend it all on Windex to get out those stubborn streaks.

by Heywood April 17, 2003

geeker

a marijuana joint laced with cocaine to intensify the high.

The geeker John smoked made his heart beat rapidly.

by heywood March 24, 2005

hrm

When ya just don't know what to say.....usually during an instant message or chat.

"I just don't care, how about you?"
"Hrm"

by Heywood May 20, 2004

counterstrike

One of the most addicting FREE ONLINE multiplayer game. Public servers ruined by hackers.

That Fag Muffin Hacker Just Glock Headshot Me Through The Wall!!!

by Heywood March 3, 2004

Redshirt

Expendable characters. Usually say one line or less before being killed in a plot-convenient manner.
Most often seen in classic 60's Trek.

"Oh no, that Redshirt just fell down the bottomless pit."
"Damn, find me another one."

by Heywood June 16, 2003

welfare

Social assistance for those unable or choosing not to work. Free money.

"Work harder, millions on welfare depend on you!"

by Heywood May 27, 2003

Velocity Express

A shitty company who cares nothing about it's workers.

"I hate you"
"I've just been Velocity Expressed"

by Heywood May 20, 2004