heyitzstani 's definitions

korean handjob

When a handjob is given in a furious, quick fashion. This often results in loss of blood flow to the genitals and a loss of the ability to reproduce. Takes about 3-5 minutes

The Korean handjob was worth it.

by heyitzstani April 6, 2017

brown zebra

When you take a shit and half of it is brown and half is black/white

When a zebra rolls in shit

I just took a brown zebra!

Why do you have a brown zebra?

by heyitzstani April 6, 2017

sparildo

When a taser is used as a vibrator/dildo

WHY ARE YOU USING A SPARILDO?!?!!!?

by heyitzstani April 6, 2017

Grinder

A fantastic website known to all as "The Happiest Place On Earth"

I just made a Grinder account!

by heyitzstani June 21, 2017

lost and found child

A child that was found after being kidnapped

A child in the "Lost and Found" bin

Didn't you hear? Billy's a lost and found child.

by heyitzstani April 6, 2017

downshitpour

When you furiously shit into the toilet at a 90 degree angle with a velocity of 248 mph causing you anus to rip into two parts

I need to go to the hospital, I just had a downshitpour.

by heyitzstani April 6, 2017

crepe cock

When a crepe is used as condom during sexual intercouse

Get on your crepe cock!

by heyitzstani April 6, 2017