headcircus's definitions

Panicure

When your freaking out and someone slaps you.

The scene in Airplane, where that woman is freaking out and Leslie Nielsen smacks her. "Get a hold of yourself!" (he gave her the panicure)

by Headcircus January 13, 2009

Clonemy

Clone + Enemy. A hater that still realizes that deep down, your all kinds of awesome (which is why they hate you), but they decide to copy everything you do and still hate you at the same time.

I wore this awesome and really unique shirt (nobody else at the time had it) to the club last week, but Mike was there (a hater). He talks crap about me all the time. Next week I went, Mike was wearing the same shirt. He's such a Clonemy

by Headcircus December 3, 2010

Afterboomer

Another way of referring to Gen-X

I was born in 1978, my parents were boomers, and I am an Afterboomer.

by Headcircus May 2, 2025

Phoenix That Shit

take something old and make it new again. but phoenix the shit out of it. Make it so new that it makes you bow at the mere thought of its presence.

Re-gifting also works here too. What are we going to do for gifts for the neighbors?

"I dont know, what did they get us last year?"

"They got us a magazine rack."

"Then phoenix that shit."

"bombing on stage? well get your balls son, and phoenix that shit right up!"

by Headcircus August 21, 2012

Orientify

To re-align your life (goals, intentions, desires) in a way that keeps you walking a straight and narrow path. When we get lost, we get lost in three dimensions, and and lose our orientation. It's a modern-day version of a "mandala" used in eastern culture to balance the elements of your life.

I've been hanging with the wrong crowd lately and losing sight of my dreams. Time to orientify.

by Headcircus February 10, 2008

Jesus Duck

The arrival of Jesus Duck is basically how you know a pond or lake is frozen over, when it is not necessarily obvious due to weather conditions, trees in the way, etc...

Its basically a duck walking on the lake when normally you'd see the duck (or swan or goose) half-in paddling away.

Jesus Duck does not bring gifts nor does he rise from the dead. His only message is that the body of water is now potentially traversable with skates.

I wasn't sure if the pond was frozen over or just very still, but Jesus Duck arrived and my insatiable curiosity was slated.

by Headcircus January 19, 2011

Beginnerd

Beginnerd: Someone who is just starting at some activity (sports, chess, checkers...) but is way too good, way to soon

This kid scored 500 points in his first game of scrabble... What a beginnerd

by Headcircus September 9, 2010