headcircus's definitions
by Headcircus January 19, 2011
Get the American Bento Boxmug. Cross between bro + promoter. (as in a club promoter). Its a guy (your bro) who wants you, for inexplicable reasons, to hang with all his other buds, creating an inevitable sausage fest at the party, when girls don't show up (or they were never invited).
It can even apply to football parties, if the bromoter is going apeshit about how cool his bros are.
It can even apply to football parties, if the bromoter is going apeshit about how cool his bros are.
by Headcircus December 17, 2010
Get the Bromotermug. Just one of the guys, who just happens to be really short, a.k.a. "Vertically Challenged". That's all; he's just a short guy that hangs with you and your buddies. If he happens to be a niche beer fanatic, then it's a bonus: a double entendre.
There is nothing in this word that dictates the person's demeanor, so there could be microbros that are jerks, brainiacs, whatever.
There is nothing in this word that dictates the person's demeanor, so there could be microbros that are jerks, brainiacs, whatever.
The quintessential microbro is Holt Ann Richter, the character from The Cleveland Show. (voiced by Jason Sudeikis) - Holt attempts to be a suave, pop-culture reference-dropping bro, but the effect is undercut by his short stature (he is short enough to be mistaken for a child, as proven by Kendra occasionally referring to him as "the baby man")
by Headcircus March 13, 2013
Get the MicroBromug. almost a boyfriend. your not really in love, but your not casual either. You are potentially exclusive, but neither of you ask questions.
by Headcircus August 25, 2010
Get the Boyfondmug. To re-align your life (goals, intentions, desires) in a way that keeps you walking a straight and narrow path. When we get lost, we get lost in three dimensions, and and lose our orientation. It's a modern-day version of a "mandala" used in eastern culture to balance the elements of your life.
by Headcircus February 10, 2008
Get the Orientifymug. take something old and make it new again. but phoenix the shit out of it. Make it so new that it makes you bow at the mere thought of its presence.
Re-gifting also works here too. What are we going to do for gifts for the neighbors?
"I dont know, what did they get us last year?"
"They got us a magazine rack."
"Then phoenix that shit."
Re-gifting also works here too. What are we going to do for gifts for the neighbors?
"I dont know, what did they get us last year?"
"They got us a magazine rack."
"Then phoenix that shit."
by Headcircus August 21, 2012
Get the Phoenix That Shitmug. The arrival of Jesus Duck is basically how you know a pond or lake is frozen over, when it is not necessarily obvious due to weather conditions, trees in the way, etc...
Its basically a duck walking on the lake when normally you'd see the duck (or swan or goose) half-in paddling away.
Jesus Duck does not bring gifts nor does he rise from the dead. His only message is that the body of water is now potentially traversable with skates.
Its basically a duck walking on the lake when normally you'd see the duck (or swan or goose) half-in paddling away.
Jesus Duck does not bring gifts nor does he rise from the dead. His only message is that the body of water is now potentially traversable with skates.
I wasn't sure if the pond was frozen over or just very still, but Jesus Duck arrived and my insatiable curiosity was slated.
by Headcircus January 19, 2011
Get the Jesus Duckmug.