headcircus's definitions

Bromoter

Cross between bro + promoter. (as in a club promoter). Its a guy (your bro) who wants you, for inexplicable reasons, to hang with all his other buds, creating an inevitable sausage fest at the party, when girls don't show up (or they were never invited).

It can even apply to football parties, if the bromoter is going apeshit about how cool his bros are.

Man, listen to Dave talking about this guy friends. He's such a bromoter

by Headcircus December 17, 2010

Afterboomer

Another way of referring to Gen-X

I was born in 1978, my parents were boomers, and I am an Afterboomer.

by Headcircus May 2, 2025

Panicure

When your freaking out and someone slaps you.

The scene in Airplane, where that woman is freaking out and Leslie Nielsen smacks her. "Get a hold of yourself!" (he gave her the panicure)

by Headcircus January 13, 2009

Clonemy

Clone + Enemy. A hater that still realizes that deep down, your all kinds of awesome (which is why they hate you), but they decide to copy everything you do and still hate you at the same time.

I wore this awesome and really unique shirt (nobody else at the time had it) to the club last week, but Mike was there (a hater). He talks crap about me all the time. Next week I went, Mike was wearing the same shirt. He's such a Clonemy

by Headcircus December 3, 2010

Philosperger

A philosperger will go on endlessly and profoundly about one particular interest, often linking to things as grand as a global conspiracy all the way down to the granular: “It might be just me, but…”

Josh is a philosperger because he just went on for 3 hours about how a global supply chain is a huge reason why Americans have sub-standard cheese.

by Headcircus December 9, 2025

Orientify

To re-align your life (goals, intentions, desires) in a way that keeps you walking a straight and narrow path. When we get lost, we get lost in three dimensions, and and lose our orientation. It's a modern-day version of a "mandala" used in eastern culture to balance the elements of your life.

I've been hanging with the wrong crowd lately and losing sight of my dreams. Time to orientify.

by Headcircus February 10, 2008

Girlfond

almost a girlfriend. your not really in love, but your not casual either. You are potentially exclusive, but neither of you ask questions.

Yeah, she's my girlfond. Its good enough for now.

by Headcircus August 25, 2010