headcircus's definitions

Orientify

To re-align your life (goals, intentions, desires) in a way that keeps you walking a straight and narrow path. When we get lost, we get lost in three dimensions, and and lose our orientation. It's a modern-day version of a "mandala" used in eastern culture to balance the elements of your life.

I've been hanging with the wrong crowd lately and losing sight of my dreams. Time to orientify.

by Headcircus February 10, 2008

American Bento Box

Tupperware

I stuffed my lunch Japanese style into my American Bento Box.

by Headcircus January 19, 2011

Afterboomer

Another way of referring to Gen-X

I was born in 1978, my parents were boomers, and I am an Afterboomer.

by Headcircus May 2, 2025

Panicure

When your freaking out and someone slaps you.

The scene in Airplane, where that woman is freaking out and Leslie Nielsen smacks her. "Get a hold of yourself!" (he gave her the panicure)

by Headcircus January 13, 2009

Beginnard

Beginnard: Someone who is just starting at some activity (sports, chess, checkers...) but is completely, utterly, hopeless. (Beginning + Retard)

This kid scored 50 points in his first game of scrabble... What a beginnard

by Headcircus September 9, 2010

Brain Muffin

A brain muffin is an original concept coming from you that is a detailed epiphany. It's akin to baking a muffin in the oven. It takes time and the right ingredients, and eventually a tasty treat.

These treats are thought-provoking ideas that are fresh-baked regularly. Think of them as idea stubs that could become an idea cake. (Generally, you'll develop brain muffins into something bigger, but you don't have to.)

I had a brain muffin today about how i can use peanut butter to get my dog to take his pill.

by Headcircus August 23, 2016

Girlfond

almost a girlfriend. your not really in love, but your not casual either. You are potentially exclusive, but neither of you ask questions.

Yeah, she's my girlfond. Its good enough for now.

by Headcircus August 25, 2010