Instatrash

Basically, its mail that you get that you never open and throw away immediately. Examples are circulars (even if you read it briefly), menus for restaurants you won't eat at, those bulky local town magazines / newspapers (does anyone read this shit?). Also includes fake-looking and suspicious-looking government, state or legal documentation. Basically, about 80% of your mail is instantly trash aka instatrash

Includes variation insta-trash
Most of my mail goes right from the tree to my trash can. It's instatrash
by Headcircus January 19, 2011
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Phoenix That Shit

take something old and make it new again. but phoenix the shit out of it. Make it so new that it makes you bow at the mere thought of its presence.

Re-gifting also works here too. What are we going to do for gifts for the neighbors?

"I dont know, what did they get us last year?"

"They got us a magazine rack."

"Then phoenix that shit."
"bombing on stage? well get your balls son, and phoenix that shit right up!"
by Headcircus August 21, 2012
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Metalectro

It's "metal" in an electro house format. Big room style, big reverb, heavy guitar-like synths. The best example I can think of is the band Savoy from Brooklyn, NY. (A live band trio) If you lookup the track "The Bridge" it pretty much sums up what i think metalectro is.

Sure, its another name, but as an 80s kid growing up with Metallica, Megadeth and death metal, real hardcore metal... as in \m/... it gives me some more stable ground in this crazy edm world. In other words, it makes sense to me.

If these lords of metal shoved their guitars into Ableton Live or Logic, or some other DAW, this might be the result. It isn't as heavy as metal, but more sharp and crisp, with the purpose of filling a very big room.

- DJ Eskape a.k.a. Headcircus
"The Bridge" by Savoy may not be the first and only example, but i think it is a good example of Metalectro
by Headcircus June 08, 2013
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Beginnard

Beginnard: Someone who is just starting at some activity (sports, chess, checkers...) but is completely, utterly, hopeless. (Beginning + Retard)
This kid scored 50 points in his first game of scrabble... What a beginnard
by Headcircus September 09, 2010
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DJP

A DJP is a dj/producer. There are producers. There are DJs. And there are DJ/Producers who get to spin their own music as well as others. They aren't simply just "DJ XYZ"... The producer credit should be acknowledged.
Armin Van Buuren, Avicci, Afrojack are all famous DJPs.
by Headcircus August 02, 2013
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Ink The Seat

Its a phrase used by girls to express a pleasurable experience, especially one that involves sexual chemistry and the production of various juices. Like a squid inks, a girl inks, except its not ink. The seat part comes in because generally you have to sit down to hear profound news, usually bad, but in this case it might be an engagement ring. A diamond is the quintessential seat-inker.
"I loved the diamond engagement ring he gave me. When I saw it, it made me ink the seat"
by Headcircus April 23, 2013
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Headcircus

What is a circus? It is a company performers/artists of various skillsets that is choreographed, and set usually in a ring or rings.

A headcircus, unlike a headcase, is someone, usually an artist that has multiple skillsets and can easily put them on display for your entertainment.

You may be tempted to think of the circus aspect of this word as a term defining chaos or loss of cognition; when in fact the opposite is true. A circus is an extremely well-choreographed show, with extremely talented individuals performing. The chaos is actually well-controlled.

Another usage of this term is to describe someone afflicted with one or more variations of the affliction ADD (attention deficit disorder) who can use these abilities as a positive instead of a negative (turning a curse into a blessing).
He can sing, dance, draw, paint and play the guitar? That guy's a total headcircus man.
by Headcircus January 11, 2009
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