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Definitions by headcircus

Beginnerd: Someone who is just starting at some activity (sports, chess, checkers...) but is way too good, way to soon
This kid scored 500 points in his first game of scrabble... What a beginnerd
Beginnerd by Headcircus September 9, 2010

Beginnard 

Beginnard: Someone who is just starting at some activity (sports, chess, checkers...) but is completely, utterly, hopeless. (Beginning + Retard)
This kid scored 50 points in his first game of scrabble... What a beginnard
Beginnard by Headcircus September 9, 2010

Girlfond 

almost a girlfriend. your not really in love, but your not casual either. You are potentially exclusive, but neither of you ask questions.
Yeah, she's my girlfond. Its good enough for now.
Girlfond by Headcircus August 25, 2010
almost a boyfriend. your not really in love, but your not casual either. You are potentially exclusive, but neither of you ask questions.
Yeah, he's my boyfond. Its good enough for now.
Boyfond by Headcircus August 25, 2010

Nobody Loves Me

Nobody Loves Me: The feeling you get when, after a long period of time, you check your email, phone messages, texts and social networking sites only to find no one has sent you anything. (In reality, its only been like a half hour...) Also Nobody Loves You
I took a nap for like 3 hours and when i went to check my phone nobody called or tried to text me. "Nobody Loves Me"

Panicure 

When your freaking out and someone slaps you.
The scene in Airplane, where that woman is freaking out and Leslie Nielsen smacks her. "Get a hold of yourself!" (he gave her the panicure)
Panicure by Headcircus January 13, 2009

Headcircus

What is a circus? It is a company performers/artists of various skillsets that is choreographed, and set usually in a ring or rings.

A headcircus, unlike a headcase, is someone, usually an artist that has multiple skillsets and can easily put them on display for your entertainment.

You may be tempted to think of the circus aspect of this word as a term defining chaos or loss of cognition; when in fact the opposite is true. A circus is an extremely well-choreographed show, with extremely talented individuals performing. The chaos is actually well-controlled.

Another usage of this term is to describe someone afflicted with one or more variations of the affliction ADD (attention deficit disorder) who can use these abilities as a positive instead of a negative (turning a curse into a blessing).

He can sing, dance, draw, paint and play the guitar? That guy's a total headcircus man.
Headcircus by Headcircus January 11, 2009