hawke4me's definitions

French kissing the vertical smile

To French kiss the vertical smile is the act of licking pussy.

Hey, did you check out Stephanie last night ? She was caught French kissing the vertical smile with Amber.

by hawke4me December 10, 2019

Skeetoes

Short for mosquitoes, as in mosquitoe bites for tits. Tits so small that all there is are two nipples.

Wow ! Did you see Ashley's skeetoes ? You've got bigger tits than her and you're a dude.

by hawke4me May 5, 2020

Fartbox

The asshole.

I just blew a dirty kiss to that dumb cunt with my fartbox.

by hawke4me November 15, 2025

Reltney

A Reltney is when you get an erection so massive, it splits the skin on the tip of your dick.

Every time I see the lady down the street, I end up getting the most painful reltney.

by hawke4me July 18, 2024

Slunt

A Slunt is not only the local slut, but she also acts like a raging cunt. Why a broad like this would act this way is a mystery. She would be so much more popular if she just acted the part of the town whore.

Stephanie is such a slunt. Look at her bitching her old man out after he caught her sucking his brothers dick.

by hawke4me November 14, 2025

Knee game

The act of sucking dick

That Adam is such a queer, but you have to admit that his knee game is on point.

by hawke4me April 20, 2020

longnecker

A person, male or female, who enjoys deepthroating extra long man sausages.

Bill- "Hey, did you hear about Parker ?"
Phong- "Yeah, I heard he went down 9" Nick."
Bill-"Guess that makes him a longnecker now."

by hawke4me April 18, 2015