pole in the hole

To stick your man member in any orafice, male or female.

Phong: Hey Bill, I heard you played pole in the hole with Stephanie last night.
Bill: Damn right !

by hawke4me April 11, 2015

Twistin' Dick

Smoking crystal meth in a glass pipe. The phrase comes from rolling the pipe when smoking meth and from the pipe being referred to as "the glass dick".

Hey Steph, you look spun. You been twistin' dick ?

by hawke4me April 14, 2019

smokeahontas

A drug fiending ho who is constantly asking someone to load or pass the pipe, usually crystal meth.

Skank: Hey Bill, can I hit the pipe again, I'm not high yet.
Bill: Relax smokeahontas, let the other skanks hit the pipe too.

by hawke4me March 16, 2015

S.L.U.F.F.

S.L.U.F.F. is an acronym. It stands for Short Little Ugly Fat Fuck. Commonly used to describe fat ugly bar skanks.

Check out the S.L.U.F.F. talking to Bob. Bet he tries to lick her snatch.

by hawke4me January 19, 2024

San Fransisco slippers

Knee pads. Usually worn by some candy ass sissy when sucking cock.

I see Adam has his San Fransisco slippers on.
He must be planning on sucking some cock tonight.

by hawke4me May 22, 2020

Best tits ever

The best tits to ever be put on a womans chest belong to Jaime. They are BIG, 36DD. This is a woman who is proud of them and loves to show them. When viewing, its best to grab one and give it a squeeze and a lick.

Did you see Jaime's tits ? They are the best tits ever.

by hawke4me May 05, 2024

Brunswick Grip

When you grab a woman in the vagina and butthole at the same time, much like carrying a six pack or simply, 2 in the pink, 1 in the stink.

Dude, get control of your old lady.

Ok, I'll put her in the Brunswick Grip.

by hawke4me April 24, 2019