hawke4me's definitions

Vagimitis

Vagimitis is a disease that affects guys. It is usually brought on by a dude's friends giving him a ration of shit. It usually causes the affected guy to start acting like a pussy ass bitch.

My god, Tommy had a bad case of vagimitis. He acted like he had sand in his vag.

by hawke4me November 10, 2019

Reltney

A Reltney is when you get an erection so massive, it splits the skin on the tip of your dick.

Every time I see the lady down the street, I end up getting the most painful reltney.

by hawke4me July 18, 2024

Nigger Knots

Dirty unwashed hair, mixed with dirt and dog shit to create what is commonly known as dreadlocks. Can usually be found on dirty, unkempt jigaboos or the occasional pro athlete.

Nice nigger knots Jamal. Where'd you get the dog shit to grow them ?

by hawke4me January 19, 2024

Knee game

The act of sucking dick

That Adam is such a queer, but you have to admit that his knee game is on point.

by hawke4me April 20, 2020

Twistin' Dick

Smoking crystal meth in a glass pipe. The phrase comes from rolling the pipe when smoking meth and from the pipe being referred to as "the glass dick".

Hey Steph, you look spun. You been twistin' dick ?

by hawke4me April 14, 2019

pole in the hole

To stick your man member in any orafice, male or female.

Phong: Hey Bill, I heard you played pole in the hole with Stephanie last night.
Bill: Damn right !

by hawke4me April 10, 2015

Moose Knuckle

A Moose Knuckle can be defined as the big brother of the camel toe. It is a set of pussy lips that are extra long and meaty. Usually found on a skanky pussy that is blown out due to excessive use. Most likely to belong to the town whore. Moose Knuckles generally like to eat yoga pants.

Whoa ! To hell with a camel toe, that hoe is sporting a Moose Knuckle.

by hawke4me July 16, 2024