Yard Ape

A yard ape is similar to a porch monkey in that both are niggers and dumber than shit. The difference is that a Yard Ape is attatched to enough chain that it allows them to get off the porch and get in the yard, usually to shit.

Did you go by Bill's house today ? He's got himself a big ol' Yard Ape sitting under his tree.

by hawke4me December 20, 2022

spagackled

To get too high on crystal meth that you start clucking around like a chicken.

Hey Bill, did you grab my bag of meth ?

No, but you might check with Stephanie. Did you see how spagackled she was last night ?

by hawke4me April 06, 2015

S.L.U.F.F.

S.L.U.F.F. is an acronym. It stands for Short Little Ugly Fat Fuck. Commonly used to describe fat ugly bar skanks.

Check out the S.L.U.F.F. talking to Bob. Bet he tries to lick her snatch.

by hawke4me January 19, 2024

Blurple

The color blurple is used to describe a male of African descent. It is when their skin is so black that it's blue.

Man, did you check out that nigger Billy Rueben ? That niggers skin color is blurple !

by hawke4me October 09, 2017

French

Anything or anyone that is gay.

"Yo, you see that guy over there "?
"You mean the French looking guy"?
"Yeah, what a fag".

by hawke4me July 29, 2024

San Fransisco slippers

Knee pads. Usually worn by some candy ass sissy when sucking cock.

I see Adam has his San Fransisco slippers on.
He must be planning on sucking some cock tonight.

by hawke4me May 22, 2020

Guyarrhea

It is when you poop out cum after receiving anal sex, bareback, from another guy. The only thing coming out of your bung hole is cum.

Man, did you see the toilet after Doug was done using it ? He must of got laid because it was full of guyarrhea.

by hawke4me November 22, 2016