Vagimitis

Vagimitis is a disease that affects guys. It is usually brought on by a dude's friends giving him a ration of shit. It usually causes the affected guy to start acting like a pussy ass bitch.
My god, Tommy had a bad case of vagimitis. He acted like he had sand in his vag.
by hawke4me November 11, 2019
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Skallywag

A dirty slut who is usually passing one or two STD's to every guy, or gal, who she will gladly and without hesitation, screw for a bag of dope, usually meth or opiates. Most skallywags are well known as the town slut. Most are unwashed and don't care about their reputation.
I see you were with that skallywag Amber last night. Did she need another bag ?
by hawke4me October 12, 2022
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Land Manatee

A broad so grotesquely overweight, who adds chin hairs or a small mustache to its overall slovenly appearance. They all reek of body odor and some will have a hint of cheeseburger.
Whoa ! Lookee there. It's a Land Manatee. Guard your snacks.
by hawke4me May 25, 2020
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Guyarrhea

It is when you poop out cum after receiving anal sex, bareback, from another guy. The only thing coming out of your bung hole is cum.
Man, did you see the toilet after Doug was done using it ? He must of got laid because it was full of guyarrhea.
by hawke4me November 23, 2016
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Twistin' Dick

Smoking crystal meth in a glass pipe. The phrase comes from rolling the pipe when smoking meth and from the pipe being referred to as "the glass dick".
Hey Steph, you look spun. You been twistin' dick ?
by hawke4me April 14, 2019
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smokeahontas

A drug fiending ho who is constantly asking someone to load or pass the pipe, usually crystal meth.
Skank: Hey Bill, can I hit the pipe again, I'm not high yet.
Bill: Relax smokeahontas, let the other skanks hit the pipe too.
by hawke4me March 16, 2015
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Best tits ever

The best tits to ever be put on a womans chest belong to Jaime. They are BIG, 36DD. This is a woman who is proud of them and loves to show them. When viewing, its best to grab one and give it a squeeze and a lick.
Did you see Jaime's tits ? They are the best tits ever.
by hawke4me May 05, 2024
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