lookieherebubba

The last words of a redneck before he accidentally kills himself.

LookiehereBubba, betcha I can chainsaw that wart off my chin.

by Harry Flashman July 02, 2003

turtle

A physical phenomenon caused by extremely cold weather in which the penis retracts into to abdominal cavity

I remember standing quarterdeck watch in Newport with the wind howling up Narragansett Bay, ass deep in snow...it made me go turtle.

by harry flashman July 15, 2003

A root eating man, derived form rhizophagous: root eating animal.

Barney was the only openly rhizofaggous member of Congress.

by harry flashman July 27, 2003

A recovering Luddite, new to computers with a low skill level.

I ain't no computer semi-literate...I found the urban dictionary, didn't I?

by harry flashman July 17, 2003

Fluffy met the new puppy with Fists of Furry.

by harry flashman August 02, 2003

You think Paul looks funky in speedos, you ought to see him gnude.

by harry flashman July 11, 2003

A law degree coupled with a passing score on the state bar exam.

Congratulations Mr. Ferndock...5th time was a charm, you passed the bar exam...you got a license to steal.

by harry flashman July 09, 2003