harry flashman's definitions

soup sandwich

A baseline reference of how screwed up someone or something is.

Giving up on ever coaxing coherence or lucidity out of Mrs Nasselwein, Dr Perls said to his patient, "Lady, you're more fucked up than a soup sandwich."

by harry flashman July 23, 2003

pantload

A full diaper. To be full of shit.

Don Imus was right when he called Senator Schumer a pantload.

by harry flashman July 6, 2003

bacdafucup

Get out of my face. Wait a minute, pinhead.

Bacdafucup, bazooka breath!

by harry flashman July 10, 2006

ration of shit

Backtalk or verbal tirade.

Zip it, scumweasel...if I want a ration of shit out of you I'll squeeze your head.

by harry flashman August 2, 2003

catshit and apple butter

An interjection indicating exasperation.

Catshit and apple butter, I just got put in charge of the United Way campaign again this year.

by harry flashman July 6, 2003

iaintdunnit

A categorical denial said immediately after the discovery of wrongdoing but before accusations have been made...an admission of guilt.

Everbody knowed Bubba stolt Cooters moonpie as soon as Bubba said, "iaintdunnit".

by harry flashman July 13, 2003

whoa

A command to hold up or stop.

Whoa, bazooka breath, I'm not taking any complaints today.

by harry flashman July 26, 2003