harry flashman's definitions

no balls

The ultimate dare from which a man cannot back down without incurring more loss of dignity than following through with the actual stupidity of doing the dare and suffering its consequences.

Bubba replied. "Whadaya mean 'no balls', I ain't skeert to piss on no electric fence."

by harry flashman July 28, 2003

hacker

A pet or friend who coughs up hairballs.

Fluffy was a longhaired Persian who was also a hacker; the relationship was illfated.

by harry flashman August 3, 2003

bereft

A penalty for tardiness in Japan.

Kimiko warned Joshiro to be at the train station at 9:03 or bereft behind.

by harry flashman July 27, 2003

reniferous

1. adj.(from renal/kidneys) Having piss-like qualities.

1. Yo, Rob ain't nuthin but a reniferous piss-ant!

by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003

fujimom

A variation of fujimo (fuck you jack I'm moving out.) The additional "m" tacked on the end may stand for mofo.

I ain't sitting through the third act Il Travaore-On-Ice...fujimom.

by harry flashman July 19, 2003

hockey puck

A dullard; a person dumber than a box of rocks.

It's a tough choice, which is the bigger hockey puck...Geraldo or Sally Jesse Raphael?

by harry flashman July 7, 2003

smegmoid

An insult referring to one of uncertain hygeine, gut-wrenching body odor and having a personality like a warped shitcan.

Petruccio was an unlikeable smegmoid who had foreshortened arms coupled with great girth owing to a glandular problem which rendered him incapable of wiping his ass and therefore friendless.

by harry flashman July 19, 2003