Bubba pondered the meaning of life, alimony, child support, double-wide re-poed, Firebird transmission leaking a quart a day, paternity suit by the sheriff's wife, infected tattoo from last night courtesy of Mastercard, dry heaves and a monster hangover..."Fuck me now!" he whimpered.
by harry flashman August 06, 2003
The first name of Mr Dooty, a former TV personality and marionette in the 1950's who was driven into obscurity, alcohol abuse and an early death after being arrested by the House UnAmerican Activities Committee(HUAC) for being a suspected fellow traveler with the Communist Party.
Senator Joe McCarthy relentlessly interrogated Howdy Dooty about the Communist Party pulling strings and making him dance like a puppet.
by harry flashman August 04, 2003
A viral disease that swept though the 70's afflicting mostly older males in their 40's, symptoms included bad taste in clothing, St. Vitus dance, and lame pick-up lines.
by harry flashman July 25, 2003
by Harry Flashman June 28, 2003
One who schlobs.
Rob was called a schlobber behind his back, which was unfair, as he'd only done it once and didn't like it.
by harry flashman October 11, 2003