harry flashman's definitions

hilario

What Hillary won't give Bill. It drove Bill to seek the comfort of Monica.

If Bill had been getting hilario real regular he could have gotten a third term.

by harry flashman July 4, 2003

lookieherebubba

The last words of a redneck before he accidentally kills himself.

LookiehereBubba, betcha I can chainsaw that wart off my chin.

by Harry Flashman July 2, 2003

urinal cake

A civilian version of what is correctly called "officer candy" in the U.S. Navy.

Get with the program Seaman Recruit Smedlapp...mops are swabs...urinal cakes are officer candy!

by harry flashman July 10, 2003

ass rash

A real or ficticious condition afflicting a hot-tempered person. Used as an excused for mean-spirited remarks or action.

Watch out for Ken...he's got an ass rash and is gonna be hard to get along with today.

by Harry Flashman August 31, 2004

take a dump

The phrase you teach your 4 year old grandson to say when he needs to tell his mother he must have a bowel movement. The grandson is given to understand that the phrase must be spoken loudly in public places.

Mama...I gotta TAKE A DUMP!

by harry flashman July 13, 2003

shoebomb

What was at first thought to be one of the dumbest attempts at terrorism perpetrated by a big goofy halfwit is now hailed as a stroke of genius in terms of real inconvenience to the American people who now, 85 year old grandmother, servicemen in uniform and Joe Sixpack must remove their shoes for inspection in order to board a plane.

Thanks to the advent of the shoebomb, airport screeners get to target fat guys with short arms and good looking women with lots of cleavage to bend over and remove their shoes.

by harry flashman August 4, 2003

stupendous

Colossally inept or stupid.

Bubba, you the most stupendous person I ever known.

by harry flashman July 17, 2003