nugget

A newly commissioned Naval Ensign, recognized by the prominently displayed shiny gold bars on his collar. Known for his/her eagerness, inexperience and folly.

We need someone to sign for all those missing 5"54 caliber white phosphorous shells...go get the nugget, Ensign Lemming.

by harry flashman July 20, 2003

casreped

Naval jargon for equipment that is inoperative.

The AN/SLQ-22(A)V(1) is casreped...it shit the bed last night on the midwatch....friggin' HPA and High Level TWT went out and took the O-1331 and HD-791 with it.

by harry flashman July 10, 2003

monolog

A single and solo turd passed during a bowel movement.

I got constipated from eating a jar of crunchy peanut butter two days ago and passed a monolog so long that I had to break it up with a mop handle before it would flush.

by harry flashman July 27, 2003

uulate

What Fatima trills to Hakim when he is not on time. Derived from ululate.

"Hakim, uulate!", trilled Fatima.

by harry flashman July 27, 2003

theology

The supporting rationale, doctrine, beliefs, tenets and written word that backs up and confirms what the voices in your head are telling you.

Leon didn't have any formal training in theology and figured he didn't need any, as God spoke to him and him alone and God was telling him that the big chested blonde girl in the second pew needed some laying on of the hands.

by harry flashman July 18, 2003

bumrush

What happens to a street punk and gansta wannabe in the shower on his first day in prison.

Jerome, aka: Killa-J, was gayly welcomed into the brotherhood of fellow inmates in a ceremony called bumrush.

by harry flashman July 17, 2003

blue-veiner

An erection characterized by distended, pulsating blue veins; an exceptionally hard hard-on.

Julie gave me a blue-veiner when she bent over to pick up the dozen or so Viagra I'd coughed out when she told me she liked men who wear velcro shoes.

by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003